FAIL FRIDAY: Turn Down For Butt
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
My testicles are so large they hang out of my Chubbies and knock against my thighs like baseballs. TFM.
That’s called elephantiasis. Seek medical attention immediately.
Loudly announcing that you’re “switching to guns” right before taking off your shirt, shotgunning a beer, sticking it in her butt, etc. You get the idea. TFM.
Yeah, we get the idea. You’re a moron.
Stop FRATernizing, you guys!! Lol
Come on, man. Make an actual effort. This is my fucking job.
Yelling obsien comments at security. TFM.
Is the word you were looking for “obscene?” Do you have at least one learning disability?
Assuming you nailed the job interview because you’re resume says you’re in a frat. TFM.
Probably not a safe assumption based on your misuse of “you’re.”
When the doctor asks if I’m sexually active, I reply with “Does fucking freshman sluts count as sexual activity?” TFM.
For those of you who don’t know: it does, in fact, count.
Your biceps cramping while you reverse spider fuck her brains out. TSwoleM. #superset #forgotmycreatine
Go reverse spider fuck yourself.
Telling your mom to take back clothes she bought for you because they aren’t frat enough. TFM.
“Tommy Hilfiger, mom? Are you fucking kidding me? YOU TAKE THIS SHIT BACK! NOW!”
Professor giving me an A in exchange for invites to my frat’s parties. TFM.
This is what happens when you give a professor tenure.
Casually warning all the bros that I have to stay 100 feet away from all of their younger siblings during family weekend. TFM.
Get it? It’s because he’s a registered sex offender.
Can we get a page for all of the chasers?
11 years ago at 9:07 amNot a single man would scroll through that page with two free hands
11 years ago at 1:01 pmHoly shit intern. After last weeks i thought you were finally getting it. I had a silent in my head chuckle at about 2 of the pictures. By far one of the worst Fail Fridays in a long time. Get your fucking head out of your sisters ass you low scum maggot fuck face. You do not deserve to look at the light of day.
11 years ago at 9:20 amLook at your life and look at your choices.
11 years ago at 9:39 amYour smoke show mother thinks my life is great a long with my choice to rail her harder then you rail your boyfriend at night.
11 years ago at 9:42 amI believe you were looking for the word “along” there, Rushee. I didn’t know 5 letter prepositions were that tough.
11 years ago at 10:04 amWhen the fuck is Rebecca Martinson going to write another column?
11 years ago at 9:25 amDude on the slip and slide might be a chick?
11 years ago at 9:30 amHave you seen a naked woman before?
11 years ago at 10:02 amDamn, we took the collar this week, boys.
11 years ago at 9:34 amYeah little buddy…just means we gotta make up for their slack this weekend.
11 years ago at 11:15 amYou really butt fumbled this one.
11 years ago at 9:37 amHaywood Jayblowmy is terrifying.
11 years ago at 9:37 amThe “Do you wanna go to formal” video may be the gayest thing I’ve ever seen
11 years ago at 9:37 amMaking FF twice in the same week. TVampireM.
11 years ago at 9:38 amThe intern’s comments on these used to be golden. You should probably stop with the bold and italic font if you’re only going to write SHIT.
11 years ago at 9:38 am