FAIL FRIDAY: Turn Down For Butt
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
My testicles are so large they hang out of my Chubbies and knock against my thighs like baseballs. TFM.
That’s called elephantiasis. Seek medical attention immediately.
Loudly announcing that you’re “switching to guns” right before taking off your shirt, shotgunning a beer, sticking it in her butt, etc. You get the idea. TFM.
Yeah, we get the idea. You’re a moron.
Stop FRATernizing, you guys!! Lol
Come on, man. Make an actual effort. This is my fucking job.
Yelling obsien comments at security. TFM.
Is the word you were looking for “obscene?” Do you have at least one learning disability?
Assuming you nailed the job interview because you’re resume says you’re in a frat. TFM.
Probably not a safe assumption based on your misuse of “you’re.”
When the doctor asks if I’m sexually active, I reply with “Does fucking freshman sluts count as sexual activity?” TFM.
For those of you who don’t know: it does, in fact, count.
Your biceps cramping while you reverse spider fuck her brains out. TSwoleM. #superset #forgotmycreatine
Go reverse spider fuck yourself.
Telling your mom to take back clothes she bought for you because they aren’t frat enough. TFM.
“Tommy Hilfiger, mom? Are you fucking kidding me? YOU TAKE THIS SHIT BACK! NOW!”
Professor giving me an A in exchange for invites to my frat’s parties. TFM.
This is what happens when you give a professor tenure.
Casually warning all the bros that I have to stay 100 feet away from all of their younger siblings during family weekend. TFM.
Get it? It’s because he’s a registered sex offender.
At least you posted this before lunch
11 years ago at 9:43 amYou should go ahead and add a link to this page for Fail Friday.
11 years ago at 9:52 amSAE now bidding (and therefore initiating) the homeless.
11 years ago at 9:53 amShocked no one pointed out how Sig Chi kinda came out swinging their retard bats this week
11 years ago at 11:16 pmI mean, literally 3 posts below this comment is a whole comment stream on Sig Chi
11 years ago at 11:36 pmdo i look like i have time to look….?
11 years ago at 6:30 pmI hope Amy responded with, “I do not want to go to formal. I’m pretty sure you’re gay”
11 years ago at 9:54 amWhy did I read this in his gay singing voice?
11 years ago at 11:32 amDamn sig chi. Y’all have a bad week, or a good one?
11 years ago at 9:54 amEvery week is a bad week for Sig Chi.
11 years ago at 11:01 amNah.
11 years ago at 8:20 pmEvery week is a bad week to be Sig Chi. They suck here. They try to get fratstars and end up getting tryhards. They also act stuck up. They had one brother date a Zeta here and they acted like they were hot shit.
11 years ago at 1:58 amBrother Johna Hill looks like he was having a good time
11 years ago at 11:06 amBut that PBR spartan helmet was pretty cool actually
11 years ago at 11:55 amAll good weeks result in bad photos. Its science.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmWell, the article wasn’t too bad reading the fail posts. But once I got to the pictures and those captions I wanted to shit in my hands and clap. Stellar job.
11 years ago at 9:54 amComment before reading anything. TFM.
11 years ago at 9:58 amFail Friday before noon? Someones stepping up their game!
11 years ago at 10:01 amI thought you had finally stopped using “Man Down” every week. Way to ruin my Friday, intern.
11 years ago at 10:02 amI don’t think Amy accepted the formal invite
11 years ago at 10:03 am