FAIL FRIDAY: Turn Down For Butt
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

My testicles are so large they hang out of my Chubbies and knock against my thighs like baseballs. TFM.

That’s called elephantiasis. Seek medical attention immediately.

Loudly announcing that you’re “switching to guns” right before taking off your shirt, shotgunning a beer, sticking it in her butt, etc. You get the idea. TFM.

Yeah, we get the idea. You’re a moron.

Stop FRATernizing, you guys!! Lol

Come on, man. Make an actual effort. This is my fucking job.

Yelling obsien comments at security. TFM.

Is the word you were looking for “obscene?” Do you have at least one learning disability?

Assuming you nailed the job interview because you’re resume says you’re in a frat. TFM.

Probably not a safe assumption based on your misuse of “you’re.”

When the doctor asks if I’m sexually active, I reply with “Does fucking freshman sluts count as sexual activity?” TFM.

For those of you who don’t know: it does, in fact, count.

Your biceps cramping while you reverse spider fuck her brains out. TSwoleM. #superset #forgotmycreatine

Go reverse spider fuck yourself.

Telling your mom to take back clothes she bought for you because they aren’t frat enough. TFM.

“Tommy Hilfiger, mom? Are you fucking kidding me? YOU TAKE THIS SHIT BACK! NOW!”

Professor giving me an A in exchange for invites to my frat’s parties. TFM.

This is what happens when you give a professor tenure.

Casually warning all the bros that I have to stay 100 feet away from all of their younger siblings during family weekend. TFM.

Get it? It’s because he’s a registered sex offender.

That is one terrifying snowman.
That is one terrifying snowman.
Y'all have some weird ass theme parties.
Y’all have some weird ass theme parties.
Show me dem titties gurl.
Show me dem titties gurl.
Turn those frowns upside down, nerds.
Turn those frowns upside down, nerds.
Haywood Jablowmy is rocking a single hoop earring like Michael Jordan.
Haywood Jablowmy is rocking a single hoop earring like Michael Jordan.
Run, puppy! RUN!
Run, puppy! RUN!
But first, let me take an ass kicking.
But first, let me take an ass kicking.
Man down.
Man down.
He's trying to procreate with that beer trough.
He’s trying to procreate with that beer trough.
Kick higher you lazy betches.
Kick higher you lazy wenches.
Living with my bitches. #live
Living with my bitches. #live
Thoughtful. Provocative. Sexual. Dangerous.
Thoughtful. Provocative. Sexual. Dangerous.
Turn down for butt.
Turn down for butt.
More like "fun dipshit." Right guys? Am I right? But seriously, weird pic.
More like “fun dipshit.” Right guys? Am I right? But seriously, weird pic.
TMNT boxers get the ladies frothy doe.
TMNT boxers get the ladies frothy doe.
Passed out ass-naked on a lube slip 'n slide with a BMX helmet on. TFM.
Passed out ass-naked on a lube slip ‘n slide with a BMX helmet on. TFM.
I'm a fan of the bush too.
He’s a fan of the bush.
Apparently didn't learn his lesson when he earned the first cast.
Apparently didn’t learn his lesson when he earned the first cast.
Homeless frat.
Homeless frat.
Emo frat.
Emo frat.

Amy, do you want to go to formal?

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  3. Whiskey_Ginger

    Ass-naked, passed out on a slip n’ slide and wearing a BMX helmet is no way to go through life, son.

    11 years ago at 10:07 am
  6. EnergizerBunny

    Before noon, one page, almost no ‘man down’……..who’s been slipping addy in the water cooler?

    11 years ago at 10:21 am
  7. Simple_C

    Why would you go through all that trouble to ask someone you’re already dating to go to formal? Is it really that difficult to just ask her when you see her? And why did it show the card about wearing a tie for so long? None of this makes any sense

    11 years ago at 10:39 am
  10. Renaissance Delt

    All I could think about during the formal video was how much it must suck to get your balls chopped off but then I came to the realization that’s exactly what I was watching.

    11 years ago at 11:01 am
  11. Maximus_Blackouticus

    The “Do You Want to go to Formal” video is a classic example of why hazing is necessary

    11 years ago at 11:22 am