FAIL FRIDAY: United States Of Shame
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

How about like, saving a snowball in your freezer until like, june, and then surprise throwing it at your bros face! TFM!

Yeah I guess you could do that.

That one bitch that tells all your bro’s that you’ve got a baby dick when in reality you’re 5 inches stacked. TFM.

Five inches. Stacked.

The smaller your watch, the shorter your balls. TFM.

Never heard that saying before.

Taking an upper-decker at a nursing home while yelling, “TFM!!” TFM.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for those who uppder-deck nursing homes.

Some people call it a masturbation addiction. I call it a TFM.

Well, everyone else calls it a masturbation addiction.

Lifting your comforter to get a whiff of last nights post-sex marination station and finding out you pooped the bed. TFM.

Pooping the bed is bad.

GDI asked why I always wear boat shoes. I told him it’s so I don’t slip or scuff the floor when I’m slamming his mom in the bathroom. TFM.

Damn you got that geed.

When your bro gets circumcised and you hold his hand in the operating room. TFM.

Seems like that would be awkward IMO.

My ex Karen told me if this got 100 likes on a photo on Instagram she’d unblock me. TFM.

How in the sweet name of mother fuck is that a Total Frat Move?

I’m tall, German and have a gigantic dong so the bros call me “Weinerschnitzel.” TFM.

That’s just great, man. God damn it I hate you all.

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Well, okay then.
Well, okay then.
Put some pants on, bruh.
Put some pants on, bruh.
Hit the dab 100 times.
Hit the dab 100 times.
Down and ass out.
Down and ass out.
Dawg what the fuck are you wearing you look ridiculous.
Dawg what the fuck are you wearing you look ridiculous.
Grandma made them that quilt.
Grandma made them that quilt.
Some girls just can't handle the Heineken mini-keg.
Some girls just can’t handle the Heineken mini-keg.
When you don't have blankets.
When you don’t have blankets.
Mother of God.
Mother of God.
I'm gonna let y'all in on a secret there ain't gonna be no game.
I’m gonna let y’all in on a secret there ain’t gonna be no game.
Let it all out, brother.
Let it all out, brother.
Someone spent way too much time doing this.
Someone spent way too much time doing this.
The naked plank.
The naked plank.
Napoleon Dynamite ass mother fucker.
Napoleon Dynamite ass mother fucker.
Santa is high on PCP.
Santa is high on PCP.
Megan owned this Mustang driving turd.
Megan owned this Mustang driving turd.
All shapes and sizes are welcome, but this photo? This photo is not welcome.
All shapes and sizes are welcome, but this photo? This photo is not welcome.
Hit the dab 1,000 times.
Hit the dab 1,000 times.
Almost finished that piece of pizza.
Almost finished those pieces of pizza.

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  2. Fraiking

    My balls could have made a better rush video than that if i just slapped them onto a keyboard while iMovie was open.

    10 years ago at 8:41 am
  3. EQK

    Intern, good job getting this up in time for my morning office dump, but today I’m squeezing off a Genghis Khan size shit and today would have been a good day to post the three Fail Friday’s we’ve been deprived of because you are usually too busy filing all the sailboatless Rush Boobs onto your thumb drive instead of posting them like a decent humanbeing. I hope an HIV positive Austin, TX homeless man walks up to you and spits in your mouth while you’re waiting on you Uber driver this afternoon.

    10 years ago at 8:50 am
  5. Bohunter

    Hey mongoloid now that I’ve already perished Fail Friday what do I do during my twelve I clock shit???

    10 years ago at 9:22 am
  9. JackDanielsrunning

    Just an intuition but I’m gonna guess the chubby Asian girl in the first picture connects half the guys in that house sexually

    10 years ago at 10:07 am