FAIL FRIDAY: Use Your Head
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Slam telling me she’d glory hole my entire chapter if this made it on the TFM wall. TFM.
–Tennessee

Does making it on Fail Friday count?

She puked on the bed. So I took her to the floor to finish her off. TFM.
–Kansas

Keeping it classy in Kansas.

Walking into Sunglass Hut and the sales person trying to sell you Ray Bans but then you interrupt her and say, “Can you unlock the Gucci case?” TFM.
–Tennessee

You are obviously a shot-caller.

Making pledges hand wash all 200 red solo cups so we don’t have to buy more. TFM.
–Texas

The temperature of water you’d need to properly disinfect those would melt the plastic.


Fingerblasting your most hated brother’s mom in front of him and the brothers during Parent’s Weekend. TFM.
–Virginia

Brothers don’t fingerblast brother’s moms.

Slipping a rufilin in your brother’s drink and sucking his dick while he’s passed out. TFM.
-Tennessee

Brothers don’t roofie brothers and sexually violate them.

Got Natural Light poured all over me before I got with a slam. Pulled my fingers out, they smelled like Natural Light. Who’s the real winner? TFM.
-Ohio

Natty is the real winner, because this is free advertising.

Had a dream about hazing the pledges, woke up with a boner. TFM.
-Illinois

Tell everyone this at the next chapter meeting.

Threw out rush shirts at the local strip club while smoking a pipe. Needed legit dudes. TFM.
-Mississippi

How’d that work out for you?

Having sex. TFM.
–Alabama

Worst effort ever.


“Hey guys let’s take our pants off and act retarded for this one!”


I was wondering when hipster chapters would start emerging.


Can’t…stop…laughing.


I have FaF shaved into my head.


That’s right. Rest your balls on his bald head.

Another horrible attempt at making music with an autotuner for a bad rush video:

  2. southcar89

    thank god i live in the south and don’t have to look at beat ass girls like dz of illinois everyday

    13 years ago at 11:59 am
  3. Harry Fratter

    Check out 2:05 on the DZ video. Look at the 2 girls in the back right. Softcore? TFTC?

    13 years ago at 12:00 pm
    4. Frat on sir

      While that is a nice find, I’m wondering how the fuck you made it 2 minutes in without turning it off?

      13 years ago at 12:37 pm
    1. VAkappadelt

      ^ this. They were so out of rhythm and off-beat, I couldn’t even stand to listen, much less watch. At least ONE person had to have picked up on how wildly off-beat this was. Have some pride and don’t turn out half-ass projects that represent your sorority.

      13 years ago at 1:09 pm
    2. Brofessor15

      ^ Yes, because musical production quality is what’s wrong with this video…

      13 years ago at 2:09 pm
    3. Roseanne_White1852

      I couldn’t even make it past 0:46 without vomming a little and turning it off!

      13 years ago at 2:14 pm
    4. Pinkloveandturtles

      I agree. If you’re going to try to make a video for recruitment, at least make something you can be proud of.

      13 years ago at 2:23 pm
    3. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      Gotta agree with MacEnbro, noone would actually think gay molestation on a brother is actually a TOTAL or even a typical frat move.

      13 years ago at 5:00 pm
    4. SouthernTradition

      I think he may have submitted that with intention to get on Fail Friday. I could be wrong.

      13 years ago at 5:13 pm
  8. BROlin Rosco

    The oddest part about the DZ video is they put all the fat girls in the front and the thin girls in the back. Are they trying to be the fat sorority? Who shows off fat girls?

    13 years ago at 12:14 pm
    4. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      The difference is that DZ CHOSE to put their skinny girls in back where as Phi Mu kinda doesn’t have skinny girls from which to choose.

      13 years ago at 5:02 pm
    7. Geeeds are gay

      At IU Phi Mu is actually hot. In fact, all of the colleges I’ve been to Phi Mu is pretty fine. I honestly don’t understand the Phi MU hate. Honestly, could someone explain this to me?

      13 years ago at 12:48 pm
  10. Beer Quisque Beer

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the post about rufilin was done by a pike.

    13 years ago at 12:15 pm
    1. VAkappadelt

      People REALLY need to stop using the word “rufilin.” It is not an actual word, nor is it a real thing. “Rufilin” is a completely made-up term that people picked up from “The Hangover.”

      13 years ago at 12:32 pm
    8. legalizehazing

      ehh more like the hangover took it from pop cult and blew it up. People have been calling them roofies for a longs as time. . . my school has a history with them.

      13 years ago at 3:30 pm
    1. Fratimus Caesar

      I was there for the Virginia incident it was messed up…..but hillarious.

      13 years ago at 5:03 pm