FAIL FRIDAY: Use Your Head
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Slam telling me she’d glory hole my entire chapter if this made it on the TFM wall. TFM.
–Tennessee
Does making it on Fail Friday count?
She puked on the bed. So I took her to the floor to finish her off. TFM.
–Kansas
Keeping it classy in Kansas.
Walking into Sunglass Hut and the sales person trying to sell you Ray Bans but then you interrupt her and say, “Can you unlock the Gucci case?” TFM.
–Tennessee
You are obviously a shot-caller.
Making pledges hand wash all 200 red solo cups so we don’t have to buy more. TFM.
–Texas
The temperature of water you’d need to properly disinfect those would melt the plastic.
Fingerblasting your most hated brother’s mom in front of him and the brothers during Parent’s Weekend. TFM.
–Virginia
Brothers don’t fingerblast brother’s moms.
Slipping a rufilin in your brother’s drink and sucking his dick while he’s passed out. TFM.
-Tennessee
Brothers don’t roofie brothers and sexually violate them.
Got Natural Light poured all over me before I got with a slam. Pulled my fingers out, they smelled like Natural Light. Who’s the real winner? TFM.
-Ohio
Natty is the real winner, because this is free advertising.
Had a dream about hazing the pledges, woke up with a boner. TFM.
-Illinois
Tell everyone this at the next chapter meeting.
Threw out rush shirts at the local strip club while smoking a pipe. Needed legit dudes. TFM.
-Mississippi
How’d that work out for you?
Having sex. TFM.
–Alabama
Worst effort ever.
“Hey guys let’s take our pants off and act retarded for this one!”
I was wondering when hipster chapters would start emerging.
Can’t…stop…laughing.
I have FaF shaved into my head.
That’s right. Rest your balls on his bald head.
Another horrible attempt at making music with an autotuner for a bad rush video:
I’ve yet to see a sorority that even comes close to a California/Arizona chapter in terms of slams.
13 years ago at 3:09 pmJust stop. You’re not going to sell anyone here that any sorority in the west comes within a mile of southern girls. Take your bullshit elsewhere.
13 years ago at 3:22 pmlooks like the fighting illini needs some slams. those piggies are bad.
13 years ago at 12:56 pmIllinois has much better looking girls. DZ is bottom-tier.
13 years ago at 3:12 pmThis was plain awful. It’s not enjoyable to read when people are deliberately trying to make Fail Friday.
13 years ago at 3:23 pmCan you imagine being a girl going through rush and having to sit through that shitty video? I got 45 seconds before I couldn’t stand it anymore.
13 years ago at 4:49 pmThere’s the proof that southern girls are hotter.
13 years ago at 5:07 pmThe obesity/hideousness of these girls has already been commented on, so I’ll just point out the 20-foot-high piece of faux-brick siding that is missing from their chapter house (3:00 mark).
Fat, ugly, and poor is no way to go through life, ladies.
13 years ago at 5:24 pmWell you must not be able to afford glasses, because that is not 20 ft of missing brick, that is stone, you dumbass.
13 years ago at 7:28 pmDamn how bad would it be to be the bald guy with a sack on his head
13 years ago at 7:08 pmSig Eps posing in capris. TFTC.
The entire chapter getting blackout, dropping trou and singalong to Piano Man. FaF.
13 years ago at 7:20 pmThat video made me throw up. My dog gave me this fucked up look when I hurled onto the floor. I showed him the video and then he threw up.
13 years ago at 7:32 pmnot a surprise a fucking pike would do that
13 years ago at 7:36 pmMidwest. No coast. NF
13 years ago at 12:14 am