Fail Friday Videos Start Intense GDI YouTube Beef
12 years ago

I’m here to catch you all up on the embarrassing “GDI vs. Frat Life” internet saga that has been tearing through the internet.

Some background information is pertinent here. The July 13 edition of Fail Friday debuted a long-haired hippie who went off on a tangent detailing his grievances with fraternity and sorority members. In his near 11-minute video, the Undertakerfreak describes a night ruined, herds of people blocking the road, beer bottles being thrown onto the street, and outdoor urinal and fecal evacuation, all at the hands of “frat boys.” He then describes, in disgusting, unfunny depth, how he’d like to see these people reach their demise – all while using totally unnecessary, wildly complex vocabulary words. With his thesaurus at his side, this unkempt freak made the following video:

For some reason that I’m still trying to make heads or tails of, this angered some Hollister-wearing, tip-frosted kid that goes by RobThePanda (catchy name, right?). In his video entitled, “Frat Life is the Only Life,” he rebuts the Undertaker with 3rd grade logic and fraternity life hyperbole which he has accepted as reality. Here’s the kicker, though: the whole time RobThePanda is describing himself, as he would later reveal that he is not actually a fraternity member: “I love the frat life. Frat life’s amazing. I’m not actually in a fraternity yet because I just started school, so I am actually just rushing right now. Well, I can tell you right now I’m joining a frat. I just don’t know which one yet.” Good luck getting a bid now, RTP.

Then of course the Undertaker had to fire back at the Panda, and he did with a video that left me scratching my head. The needle on the self-respect meter has broken off at this point. Give the webcam a breather, guys. Your next correspondence should occur in person, in a ring, on a canvas surface, with or without boxing gloves.

This thing is like a gruesome car wreck. I’m uneasy and repulsed by what I’m seeing, yet I can’t look away.

    3. Chuck_Loadsman

      I was wandering if ANYONE was gonna notice that his original Fail Friday vid’s comments are most likely the source of this kids sudden haircut…Job well done guys. Correcting hippy culture one insult at a time

      12 years ago at 4:00 pm
  3. Dickworth

    This makes me want to bungee jump off a cliff with my own intestines, have they snap and fall into a pit full of rabid lemon sharks, have the sharks poop me out, get scooped out by a team of Alaskan crab fisherman, and used as bait for beluga whales.

    That bad.

    12 years ago at 2:33 pm
    2. Bask

      Just a little negative attention from those who he wishes he could be and he already cut his hair. The blinding power Fraternity sunshine… because in every GEED contemplating suicide there is a Fratstar trying to get out.

      12 years ago at 5:31 pm
    5. Bronan the Barbarian

      I believe he meant that all true GDIs really envy us, and that is the root of the hate. So, if they could be us, they would hate us less.

      12 years ago at 11:41 am
    1. GodDamnLiberals

      This, last video had me, the other interns, and our boss laughing our asses off. In Hoc.

      12 years ago at 3:45 pm
    3. TrickleDown

      The Undertaker is fucking funny in that last video, no doubt. The part where he says “frat life is the only life” had me in tears.

      12 years ago at 10:33 pm