FAIL FRIDAY: Virgin Weddings
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
That instant urge to fart during a blowjob is equally comparable to that immediate urge to piss when getting in the shower. TFM.
–Arkansas
Neither of these urges is normal, by any stretch of the word.
The only thing more puzzling to me than slams calling me “god” is that they think I care that they are coming. TFM.
–Alabama
That’s because you have sociopathic tendencies.
Making ghost noises in class making GDI’s think the building is haunted. TFM.
–Georgia
Nice 6-year-old prank you fucking childish dufus.
Self-made man using pledge labor to make billions of dollars while wearing ridiculous clothes, and telling a poor kid to go fuck himself. Willy Wonka. TFTC.
–Texas
You know Willy Wonka was carrying on sexual relationships with the male oompa loompas, right?
Slam did the dishes while taking it from behind and then had to do them again after I busted on them. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
That’s high quality dish washing liquid.
Slams love it when I make Chewbacca noises right before cumming. TFM.
–Kansas
The force is weak in this one.
Hipster geed came to take my order at a restaurant. I politely told him I wanted a new server, and to fuck off. TFM.
–Utah
You’re expecting a waiter that’s FaF?
Overheard a GDI say, “Yo, whats up?” I turned around and told him yoyos are for mentally retarded people and children. TFM.
–Arizona
Another joke from someone with a 3rd grade reading level.
The only thing that shoots harder cum shots are my zits. TFM.
–Kansas
Sweet Lord. Why?
Today I went to the T-Mobile Store because I hadn’t gotten any texts in the last 2 weeks. The employee tested it and decided that the phone wasn’t broken; I just hadn’t gotten any texts. FML.
–Texas
You’re on the wrong fucking website, loser.
This must’ve been one fucked up hangover.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, you definitely save the Xbox.
Getting laid isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Puke triangle handholding.
Get your shit together.
Rollerblades are for Sonic employees, and those shirts are for…no one really.
If person below says first then he is gay.
13 years ago at 4:57 pm🙁
13 years ago at 4:59 pmhttp://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/571/You_may_not_be_as_gay_as_this.jpg
13 years ago at 5:02 pm🙂
13 years ago at 5:03 pmhttp://youtu.be/tFL1UXuHJ-A
13 years ago at 5:07 pmWhats the diffrence between me and Terri Schiavo? I woke up this morning
13 years ago at 5:20 pm^this
13 years ago at 5:26 pmOh Terri Schiavo, you’re barley alivo!
13 years ago at 6:34 pm^CORBY?
13 years ago at 8:02 pmMore importantly Dick Perry didn’t go last week for the conference championship games…. To top it off this was a terrible fail friday.
13 years ago at 8:26 pm^^CORBY DAVIDSON THE TICKET
13 years ago at 12:41 amha chika pata woo ta hee nana!!!
Kansas made an impact tonight! U I ama virgin?
13 years ago at 3:06 ambottom bottom whore bottom!
13 years ago at 10:37 am^That slut that I married.
13 years ago at 11:38 am^ Fucking all of these.
13 years ago at 2:10 pmFor the first time, MrOX, I commend you on a post well done
13 years ago at 6:35 pm“What, did you hear that on a Scott Baio after school special?”
13 years ago at 7:07 pmFratasticMrOX is gay
13 years ago at 4:59 pmWhat’s gayer everyone? Me? Or Pike?
13 years ago at 5:13 pmmissing the reply button is gay.
13 years ago at 5:13 pmPike, you sick fuck…..
13 years ago at 5:23 pmpike
13 years ago at 7:08 pmpike poop droop roop sloop noop doop ni..gg.er
13 years ago at 9:59 pmPikes are obviously more gay, but think of it as a photo finish between the two of you.
13 years ago at 11:33 amNitro Hazelton is gay
13 years ago at 1:20 pmcome at me, bro
13 years ago at 1:14 amabout fucking time intern
13 years ago at 5:01 pmget your shit together
13 years ago at 6:29 pmSecond.
13 years ago at 5:02 pmI can’t tell if you’re trying to “second” something, or trying to claim that you’re the second to comment. Because it looks like you failed on both fronts there sport.
13 years ago at 5:10 pmFAU. NF
13 years ago at 11:11 pmFAU is for poors. Rollins and Stetson. FaF
13 years ago at 11:13 pmRollins is full of hippy ass geeds
13 years ago at 1:20 am^Well it is near Orlando… Stetson is nice and pretty fratty, but Deland fucking sucks and the campus just too small. Frat on.
13 years ago at 10:08 amOrlando and UCF – nf.
13 years ago at 12:00 pmWinter Park, FL – FaF.
Stetson FaF.
13 years ago at 5:07 pmAre they trying to swallow eachothers jaws?
13 years ago at 5:02 pmNo, virgins of that age are just terrible at any kind of contact with someone of the opposite sex
13 years ago at 8:00 pm^No shit
13 years ago at 4:12 pmRegardless, I fucking laughed my ass off.
13 years ago at 1:31 pmThat’s a pretty weak shit.
13 years ago at 5:02 pmIt means he has a tight end, until you or I turn him into a wide receiver.
13 years ago at 5:36 pmThat guy not being a virgin by choice. TFM. Get it? Because he was raped. Probably by Sandusky.
13 years ago at 6:08 pmexplaining jokes, FaF.
13 years ago at 7:20 pmFAF ^
13 years ago at 11:12 pmFAF ^^^ nothing FAF about a “fratn!gga” go back to Afric.a.
13 years ago at 2:19 pm^This.
13 years ago at 2:38 pmFuck hippies.
13 years ago at 5:03 pmI’d like to imagine the rollerbladers are chasing a group of pikes because theyre huge fans or something.
13 years ago at 5:03 pmI think they’re pikes
13 years ago at 1:13 amPikes love each other……. Often.
13 years ago at 11:37 amI believe it is in their bylaws
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22YWYAtcyEA
13 years ago at 12:02 pmThey are Pikes at the University of Cincinnati.
13 years ago at 2:57 pmany frat not in the southeast <
13 years ago at 4:00 amI don’t know what you’re talking about, I often have the urge to piss in the shower.
13 years ago at 5:04 pm^this
13 years ago at 5:05 pmIt’s definitely a normal thing to do
13 years ago at 5:14 pmFratdusky does too
13 years ago at 5:21 pm^ And your butt is my favorite target
13 years ago at 5:33 pmFratdusky is quickly becoming my favorite troll.
13 years ago at 6:58 pmI’ve also had the urge to fart during a blow job. It was post Taco Cabana, to be specific.
13 years ago at 7:10 pmthe great fratdusky
13 years ago at 9:13 pmI saw fratdusky pee in your butt and I’m not telling
13 years ago at 11:21 pm^ You stupid Ginger fuck!
13 years ago at 12:14 amI have never!
13 years ago at 11:04 amFratdusky, did you honestly take the time to make the McQueery account?
13 years ago at 12:46 amDecent job intern, but both of those urges are normal. Unless you just take a shit on her chest and pee in her butt, that’ll get rid of both issues.
13 years ago at 5:05 pmIn honor of this Fail Friday, I’m going to make ghost noises during sex, then make Chewbacca sounds right before I nut.
13 years ago at 6:53 pmThen, never get laid again.
13 years ago at 7:35 pmNot by the same girl, at least. I’ll still pee in your pujol if you pay me enough.
13 years ago at 9:36 pm^ You’ve obviously never been to a Star Wars convention. NF.
13 years ago at 9:37 pmDarth Vader costumes. NF. Darth Vader. FaF
13 years ago at 1:07 amWait… you’ve been to a Star Wars convention?
13 years ago at 9:50 am^ My girl doesnt know who princess lea is, she just wore the golden bikini because she thought it was hot 🙂
13 years ago at 11:02 am^Take a lap for using a smiley face at another guy, you fucking queer.
13 years ago at 11:15 am