FAIL FRIDAY: Virgin Weddings
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
That instant urge to fart during a blowjob is equally comparable to that immediate urge to piss when getting in the shower. TFM.
–Arkansas
Neither of these urges is normal, by any stretch of the word.
The only thing more puzzling to me than slams calling me “god” is that they think I care that they are coming. TFM.
–Alabama
That’s because you have sociopathic tendencies.
Making ghost noises in class making GDI’s think the building is haunted. TFM.
–Georgia
Nice 6-year-old prank you fucking childish dufus.
Self-made man using pledge labor to make billions of dollars while wearing ridiculous clothes, and telling a poor kid to go fuck himself. Willy Wonka. TFTC.
–Texas
You know Willy Wonka was carrying on sexual relationships with the male oompa loompas, right?
Slam did the dishes while taking it from behind and then had to do them again after I busted on them. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
That’s high quality dish washing liquid.
Slams love it when I make Chewbacca noises right before cumming. TFM.
–Kansas
The force is weak in this one.
Hipster geed came to take my order at a restaurant. I politely told him I wanted a new server, and to fuck off. TFM.
–Utah
You’re expecting a waiter that’s FaF?
Overheard a GDI say, “Yo, whats up?” I turned around and told him yoyos are for mentally retarded people and children. TFM.
–Arizona
Another joke from someone with a 3rd grade reading level.
The only thing that shoots harder cum shots are my zits. TFM.
–Kansas
Sweet Lord. Why?
Today I went to the T-Mobile Store because I hadn’t gotten any texts in the last 2 weeks. The employee tested it and decided that the phone wasn’t broken; I just hadn’t gotten any texts. FML.
–Texas
You’re on the wrong fucking website, loser.
This must’ve been one fucked up hangover.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, you definitely save the Xbox.
Getting laid isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Puke triangle handholding.
Get your shit together.
Rollerblades are for Sonic employees, and those shirts are for…no one really.
That was the fucking weirdest “kiss” I’ve ever seen. Looked like he thought he was in a pie eating contest.
13 years ago at 5:30 pmmomma bird/baby bird
13 years ago at 5:52 pm^this
13 years ago at 6:10 pmNice lock on the toilet paper dispenser, must be a Bronx community college thing.
13 years ago at 5:49 pm“Dufus” TFM now?
13 years ago at 6:08 pmI thought it was funny.
13 years ago at 7:54 pmhopefully he was playing into the 3rd grade lingo
13 years ago at 2:33 amanyone else notice the 4th guys hand in the sleeping picture thats under the covers and draped over the far left guys arm?
13 years ago at 6:35 pmLooks like mama bird is feeding the babies at the end.
13 years ago at 6:39 pmHahaha ewwww.
13 years ago at 12:45 pmyea…I pee in the shower.
I also pee in the sink.
13 years ago at 7:08 pmI piss in he wind.
13 years ago at 9:27 pmI piss in she wind, queer.
13 years ago at 2:37 amPeeing in the shower not normal? Bullshit, I always pee in the shower.
13 years ago at 7:19 pmFuck you I pee every fucking time I get in the shower
13 years ago at 7:24 pmI pee every time I get in a pujol.
13 years ago at 9:44 pmMeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
13 years ago at 7:26 pmI’m pretty damn sure “people” are paying random “people” to put on pike shirts just to try to slander the name.
13 years ago at 9:33 pmPhi Phi
13 years ago at 11:17 pmhonestly
13 years ago at 1:12 amNo
13 years ago at 2:22 pmnope, ive seen pikes do that kinda shit here when they arnt blacking out and rolling cars into Ramdha Guys Alphas house
13 years ago at 11:12 am