FAIL FRIDAY: Virgin Weddings
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
That instant urge to fart during a blowjob is equally comparable to that immediate urge to piss when getting in the shower. TFM.
–Arkansas
Neither of these urges is normal, by any stretch of the word.
The only thing more puzzling to me than slams calling me “god” is that they think I care that they are coming. TFM.
–Alabama
That’s because you have sociopathic tendencies.
Making ghost noises in class making GDI’s think the building is haunted. TFM.
–Georgia
Nice 6-year-old prank you fucking childish dufus.
Self-made man using pledge labor to make billions of dollars while wearing ridiculous clothes, and telling a poor kid to go fuck himself. Willy Wonka. TFTC.
–Texas
You know Willy Wonka was carrying on sexual relationships with the male oompa loompas, right?
Slam did the dishes while taking it from behind and then had to do them again after I busted on them. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
That’s high quality dish washing liquid.
Slams love it when I make Chewbacca noises right before cumming. TFM.
–Kansas
The force is weak in this one.
Hipster geed came to take my order at a restaurant. I politely told him I wanted a new server, and to fuck off. TFM.
–Utah
You’re expecting a waiter that’s FaF?
Overheard a GDI say, “Yo, whats up?” I turned around and told him yoyos are for mentally retarded people and children. TFM.
–Arizona
Another joke from someone with a 3rd grade reading level.
The only thing that shoots harder cum shots are my zits. TFM.
–Kansas
Sweet Lord. Why?
Today I went to the T-Mobile Store because I hadn’t gotten any texts in the last 2 weeks. The employee tested it and decided that the phone wasn’t broken; I just hadn’t gotten any texts. FML.
–Texas
You’re on the wrong fucking website, loser.
This must’ve been one fucked up hangover.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, you definitely save the Xbox.
Getting laid isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Puke triangle handholding.
Get your shit together.
Rollerblades are for Sonic employees, and those shirts are for…no one really.
that video is acceptable after 20 keystones and a couple lines
13 years ago at 9:41 pmanother Fail Friday post from the North. NF
13 years ago at 11:08 pmFive from the South, three from the North, and two from the West if you were counting just the posts, no pictures.
13 years ago at 3:09 amDishes/Willy wonka ones were fucking hilarious
13 years ago at 11:17 pmI have a picture of two pikes kissing, one has their tongue out, it needs to be on fail friday to keep the tradition of pikes failing, how do I get this to the TFM intern/pledge?
13 years ago at 4:42 pmtrying way to hard there champ.
13 years ago at 10:55 amPikes really are a bunch of queers
13 years ago at 6:20 pmis that poop inbetween the passed out guys legs or a babydick?
13 years ago at 9:37 amThose people are eating each others faces off! What…..
13 years ago at 7:39 pmWell this intern needs to take a lap and then find another job.
13 years ago at 7:29 pmPikes need to just make their own website and get the fuck off this one. Then again Fail Friday will never be the same.
13 years ago at 4:03 amWho would step up and be the fuck ups?
13 years ago at 11:32 am