FAIL FRIDAY: Watching “The Vow”
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and a few videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I pump and dumped this freshman piece during my last year at IU. Her name was Kate Upton. Whoops. TFM.
–Indiana

You lying, blaspheming son of a bitch. You aren’t even worthy of typing her name.

I went to the Apple store to get my computer fixed and one of the genius nerds noticed my smashed iPhone screen. He called me an idiot to my face. I dropped my pants, squatted and took a shit in the middle of the store while screaming, “Fix my computer you fucking geed!” TFM.
–Tennessee

Take it easy, champ. Maybe sit the next couple plays out.

Mom told me to clean my dishes so I told her to go fuck herself. She did. TFM.
–California

What a lovely family-bonding story.

What’s up fags? Being Canadian = not having to give a fuck about what’s “frat” or not. I laugh at everything you guys post. Losers. Frat on Sir. TFM.
–Arizona

I wouldn’t mind a weekly appearance from the angry Canadian Arizonian.

Wearing a promise ring to pickup girls. TFM.
–South Carolina

Total Jonas Brothers Move.

My slam yelling out “RAPE!!!” to get me to stop tickling her at the castle…and no one doing anything about it. TFM.
–Illinois

That makes them accessories after the fact.

Wearing $7000 worth of David Yurman. TSM. Wearing diamond studded earrings worth more than her whole collection. TFM.
–Virginia

Very surprised to see Virginia on the end of this one.

Steven Tyler’s man titties. TFM.
–Texas

There is some serious curvature going on with his fun bags.

Cop pulled me over for not wearing my seatbelt. I told him he would hear from my father for wrinkling my tie and peeled out over his foot. TFM.
–Arkansas

Next time take the extra two seconds to put your tie OVER the seatbelt. No need for the assault on a police officer charge.

Rachel McAdams should have gone back with Jeremy and left poor, cargo short wearing Channing Tatum in the dust. TFM.
–Virginia

Googled it. You saw “The Vow” you whipped little bitch.


So his arm was already in a cast, and now this?


I know lots of ladies are loving that left nip.


“It’s poop again!”-Old Man Clemens in “Billy Madison”


Consider him Miles Davis.


Socks. NF.

This week’s “chaser” video to wash away the bad:

In case you missed it, read my “Ask The Intern” column.

    4. PhiPhi_InYourEye

      ^^ Your game fucking sucked and so do you.. oh and Never forget “9/11/02?” You fucking geed it happened in 2001.

      13 years ago at 3:55 pm
    5. Do The Terri Schiavo

      It’s a Terri Schiavo game, I didn’t actually make it you douche.

      13 years ago at 5:47 pm
    6. Jerry Fratdusky

      Good to see some of my former athletes showing their brotherhood. Those guys were actually FreetoFRAT, DavidAllenBro, and OprahisaDyke.

      Frat on boys.

      13 years ago at 1:37 pm
    13. PhiPhi_InYourEye

      Haha.. maybe that is warranted at some Pike Chapters (Penn State especially), but being from a single letter chapter of one of the largest Fraternities in the country I can confidently say, Go fuck yourself and your bullshit Fraternity.

      13 years ago at 6:03 pm
    14. Jon M Fratsman

      ^ Haha watch out for this guy, he somehow got the notions in his head that a) Pike is better than every single fraternity in America and b) he has to prove his Internet strength to every single god damn person on this website

      13 years ago at 11:52 pm
    15. Jerry Fratdusky

      Wow phiphi!!!! One of the largest fraternities in the nation?!?! You mean like TKE?

      When will pikes realize that giving out the most bids to guidos does not constitute being great?

      Pike. NFuckingF

      13 years ago at 2:46 am
    16. PhiPhi_InYourEye

      Lets face it, both Fratdusky and the Intern suck. From the Intern’ s TGeedM and Fratdusky’s comments about raping children 90% of the time, they suck through and through. Liberals. Never once did I saw Pike was the best Fraternity in the country, which would be something never quantitatively measurable unless we all agreed on one judging system. Clearly this will never happen because all of us (most) are not communist fucks. I did however claim to it being one of the largest so yes, Fratdusky, like TKE. Google largest Fraternities and tell me what it says. Top 10 on every site will include Pike and TKE (and unfortunately Sigma Chi). Being one of the oldest Fraternities (Which all 3 of these are) has led us to be some of the largest in the nation. I’ve visited a few other Pike chapters and I will agree that guidos run rampant in PA Pike chapters, but down here in Virginia as well as Alabama and Florida have zero guido-types. I don’t know what school you go to, or what Fraternity you are in.. But it doesn’t matter. Pike is one of the oldest and one of the largest. Those are facts you can’t dispute. ppka

      13 years ago at 1:12 pm
    17. Jerry Fratdusky

      Florida has the most NF pike chapters out of the country. Go to USF, FAU, FIU, UM, UCF, and even FSU and UF are pretty bottom tier. Who ranks these fraternities anyways? You’re probably one of those guys that wears sleeveless shirts and juices up thinking he gets all the girls aren’t you.

      13 years ago at 3:12 pm
    20. MOMOgotMojo

      Top 10 Largest Fraternities
      (Excluding Cultural & Honors Fraternities)
      1. Tau Kappa Epsilon
      2. Sigma Phi Epsilon
      3. Kappa Sigma
      4. Sigma Alpha Epsilon
      5. Sigma Chi
      6. Pi Kappa Alpha
      7. Lambda Chi Alpha
      8. Sigma Nu
      9. Phi Kappa Psi
      10. Phi Delta Theta

      13 years ago at 1:14 pm
    1. Hannibro Lecter

      agreed. none of the pics even have frat association minus the last one and the interns responses are sub par this time.

      13 years ago at 2:39 pm
  5. SECGreek

    That last picture’s seriously messed up, I mean, red bedsheets? Must be one of them queerosexuals.

    13 years ago at 1:33 pm
    2. SECGreek

      Intern keeps “moderating” the damn thing. Goddammit. I’ll find a way to post the cool story tonight when I get drunk.

      13 years ago at 2:03 pm
    4. SECGeek

      SECGreek Fuck You!!! I’ve been following TFM for about a year now and nothing has prompted me to make an account. But your complete lack of a decent story has made me so angry. I made an account solely to express my hatred for that pathetic attempt at a relevant story. You, YOU hyped your damn story and all 100 of us thought it might be promising. Low and behold you pull the reverse bukkake and literally jizzed on the entire audience. I am livid. That last story had a lack of relevance to stickers, UGA, and TFM. I hate you. If you do not come back with a better story I will literally spend the rest of my life giving you the worst hurty handjob you could ever experience. At this point, I’m irate. May the next thing you post please ease my resentment. I hate you. You are a horrible person.

      13 years ago at 2:27 pm
    6. TauPhiDelta1897

      It’s mother fucking story time. You’re worse than the intern at this point. Also, ^^this guy

      13 years ago at 2:47 pm
    11. Pussy_Liquor

      ^ GODDAMMIT BOY!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS STORY FOR TOO FUCKING LONG. YOU ARE MORE WORTHLESS THAN A PENGUIN IN WEST TEXAS! JUST QUIT BEING A LAZY FUCK AND WRITE OUR FUCKING STORY!

      13 years ago at 6:42 pm
    12. SECGreek

      IT’S POSTED, IT SAYS “AWAITING MODERATION”. WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.

      13 years ago at 7:26 pm
    1. Volunteer Traditions

      Probably deserved it. I salute whoever defecated on that drunk bastard. Frat on, sir.

      13 years ago at 1:43 pm
  10. Lee

    Delayed gratification. NF
    Skipping the fail videos and going straight to the chaser. TFM

    13 years ago at 1:39 pm