FAIL FRIDAY: Waves Of Shame

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 3 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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I’m the most chill person ever. I’ll fucking chill whenever I chill with the chilliest in the chill. When I chill nobody can even comprehend the chill that I’m chillin. Holly chill that dude is so chill he’s chill 24/7 im the most chill boi to ever walk the earth sense the chill leopluerodon bitch I’ll fuck a chill girl until their chill af I’m the chilliest chill chill chill I’ll chill all over the place until you can’t control your face chill bro. TFM.

Step away from the cocaine.

Wearing sear sucker pants and 100$ polos just to destroy when your hammered. TFM.

You sound like a real dickhead. Also, you’re the asshole that puts a hashtag on the wrong side of a word.

The speed at which a qweef can travel through a pair of norts. TFM.

What the hell does this have to do with anything?

I get a boner every time I’m taking a dump and I still can’t figure out why. TFM.

You need to see a highly skilled sexual psychologist.

My father started paddling me at age 6 to prepare me to be hazed in his fraternity but they lost their charter before I got to college. TFM.

Tough luck, champ. Better luck next life.

Taking a girl to Popeye’s for a first date and winking at her when you order both breasts and thighs. TFM.

That right there is a player move.

Using a four mirror setup to trim your grundle region so you never miss a hair. TFM.

It’s important to have a completely bald grundle region if you’re a psycho.

Brotherhood isn’t about hazing. It’s about loving. Brotherhood isn’t about drinking. It’s about thinking. TFM.

Kindly kick your own ass.

My favorite movie as a child was Schindler’s List. TFM.

That could really mean two very different things.

When I wake up every morning, I look myself in the mirror, slap my nut sack with one hand as hard as I can to get the fish swimming, practice kissing with my own hand, then give myself a boner but don’t finish so I have a full dong all day. TFM.

That’s one hell of a morning routine.

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This is why people hate us.
This is why people hate us.
Nothing about this shit is goals.
Nothing about this shit is goals.
You bleedin? Yeah, youre bleedin.
You bleedin’? Yeah, you’re bleedin’.
The fuck?
The fuck?
Bro tell me about your ab routine.
Bro tell me about your ab routine.
Hes not alright.
He’s not alright.
Look at this fucking doofus.
Look at this fucking doofus.
You aight there, fella?
You aight there, fella?
Good job, good effort.
Good job, good effort.
I guess I just dont really understand whats going on here.
I guess I just don’t really understand what’s going on here.
Do us all a favor and kick your own ass.
Do us all a favor and kick your own ass.
Man down.
Man down.
I agree with the commenter.
I agree with the commenter.
Son got too rekt. Couldn't even poop.
Son got too rekt. Couldn’t even poop.
Your wish is my command.
Your wish is my command.
You know what? I'm gonna pass.
You know what? I’m gonna pass.
If you ever use #ILoveMyBig as a man, you should delete your account.
Delete your account.
You bring shame to your families and country.
You bring shame to your families and country.
Worst 4th of July party ever?
Worst Fourth of July party ever?
Quit ruining things.
Quit ruining things.

dont do drugs do bacon egg and cheese

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  1. UnderPromiseOverDeliver

    Last two videos are prime examples of natural selection working its magic right before our eyes

    9 years ago at 2:44 pm
      1. Ramsay Bolton

        I will flay you alive and hang your skin and khakis on the walls of the Dreadfort.

        9 years ago at 7:48 pm
  2. Gun_Slinger

    Guy who gets a boner when he shits…Dude, its because you enjoy having long hard brown things slide out of your asshole. Case closed.

    9 years ago at 3:02 pm
  3. lca_94

    When are people going to learn that shooting a rocket out of your ass is never going to end well?

    9 years ago at 3:02 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      If a certain fraternity (not naming names but maybe spelling it out in the rest of this sentence with capital letters) would state it exPlicitly In their pledge manual it’d cut down on butt-rocKEets 38%

      9 years ago at 4:33 pm
  4. Jabba the PizzaHutt

    In the second to last picture what the fuck was the guy in the middle thinking when he shaved his upper thighs?

    9 years ago at 3:35 pm
  5. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Fight club prob needs to go to the hospital. That is a lot of blood.

    9 years ago at 3:55 pm
    1. TFMappsucks

      I think the guy with the rocket had it worse though. Anal contusions and 3rd degree burns. I’d love to see the look on the doc’s face after that one

      9 years ago at 5:27 pm
  6. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    The captions really do honestly suck very much. Glad to see you spent an entire five mi Utes on them.

    9 years ago at 5:10 pm