FAIL FRIDAY: Waves Of Shame

TFM Intern9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 3 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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I’m the most chill person ever. I’ll fucking chill whenever I chill with the chilliest in the chill. When I chill nobody can even comprehend the chill that I’m chillin. Holly chill that dude is so chill he’s chill 24/7 im the most chill boi to ever walk the earth sense the chill leopluerodon bitch I’ll fuck a chill girl until their chill af I’m the chilliest chill chill chill I’ll chill all over the place until you can’t control your face chill bro. TFM.

Step away from the cocaine.

Wearing sear sucker pants and 100$ polos just to destroy when your hammered. TFM.

You sound like a real dickhead. Also, you’re the asshole that puts a hashtag on the wrong side of a word.

The speed at which a qweef can travel through a pair of norts. TFM.

What the hell does this have to do with anything?

I get a boner every time I’m taking a dump and I still can’t figure out why. TFM.

You need to see a highly skilled sexual psychologist.

My father started paddling me at age 6 to prepare me to be hazed in his fraternity but they lost their charter before I got to college. TFM.

Tough luck, champ. Better luck next life.

Taking a girl to Popeye’s for a first date and winking at her when you order both breasts and thighs. TFM.

That right there is a player move.

Using a four mirror setup to trim your grundle region so you never miss a hair. TFM.

It’s important to have a completely bald grundle region if you’re a psycho.

Brotherhood isn’t about hazing. It’s about loving. Brotherhood isn’t about drinking. It’s about thinking. TFM.

Kindly kick your own ass.

My favorite movie as a child was Schindler’s List. TFM.

That could really mean two very different things.

When I wake up every morning, I look myself in the mirror, slap my nut sack with one hand as hard as I can to get the fish swimming, practice kissing with my own hand, then give myself a boner but don’t finish so I have a full dong all day. TFM.

That’s one hell of a morning routine.

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