FAIL FRIDAY: We Are Young
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Tackling your little cousin in a family flag football game just so you can grab her tight ass. TFM.
-Texas
Come on man. Really?
Asking a girl if she’s ever had sex with a millionaire. After she replies that it’s on a her bucket list, telling her to go ahead and check that off. TFM.
–South Carolina
I hope she punched you in the tip of your dick.
My sister told this dude she fucked that he got her pregnant, pocketed the $400 he gave her for an abortion, went out partying with the money and ended up fucking his best friend. TFM.
–Kentucky
Good for your slutty sister.
Getting a boner walking up to take communion during mass and not tucking it. TFTC.
–South Carolina
Be careful, everyone knows boners are like catnip to Father Richard.
The family that preys together stays together. So my big bro, little bro and I roofie girls together like a pack of frat wolves on a sexual hunt. TFM.
–Kentucky
I’m pretty sure it’s the family that “prays,” and you’re going to prison.
If you see a bunch of slim, fit dudes with carved up abs walking funny in Boston this weekend it’s because I’m in town. TFM.
–New York
I don’t even know.
Got kicked out of my fraternity for selling morphine suppositories to the pledges. Sorry for wanting them to get through bows and toes without any pain. TFM.
–Missouri
As ridiculous as this is, I still have to ask. Why suppositories?
Bought coke from a dealer on Bourbon Street. It ended up being straight baking soda. I snorted it all anyway. TFTC.
–Mississippi
I wish he’d sold you crushed up rat poisoning.
Bow ties are NF. You can’t tie them around your door knob while wearing them and masturbating. If I can’t stranglebate in the fucking thing then what’s the point? Regular ties. TFM.
–California
Just make sure you have a spotter. Safety first.
When I was little I wanted to be an astronaut, but I made horrible grades in science and my mom told me to lower my expectations. Well now I’m a fratsronaut and I see fratstars everyday so fuck you mom. TFM.
–Georgia
Easily one of my favorite TFM fails of all time.
That shirt makes him look frat.
Just because Bubba won the green jacket doesn’t mean you have to tattoo him on your leg.
Don’t worry, I think that’s puke not poop.
Is that an Alpha Phi Omega protesting in the Philippines?
Original caption: The Make-A-Wish Foundation sponsored our trip to NOLA. RIP Terminal Timmy.
The first TFM Sailboat tattoo ever documented.
Followed by the first TSM lip tattoo.
Lean with it, rock with it.
Making sure your date knows where your dick is. TFM.
Mystic Tan, where real fratstars go to get their bronze on.
Guy with the arrow shaved in his chest: TFTC
13 years ago at 8:46 amI did the chest hair arrow in highschool once.
13 years ago at 8:57 amisn’t APO a coed service fraternity?
13 years ago at 8:47 amWay to go Pi Kapp, glad to see your growing well.
13 years ago at 8:53 amGlad to see all that money YOU’RE spending on college is being put to good use.
13 years ago at 8:56 amI am on my Droid, it is called auto correct bitch tits.
13 years ago at 8:58 amWhat’s a Droid? Is that an iWish?
13 years ago at 9:05 amIphones suck dick.
13 years ago at 11:25 am^ He’s mad.
13 years ago at 12:18 pmNo, I have had an iPhone and a Droid, iphones suck dick.I will never go back to that crappy overrated phone.
13 years ago at 9:06 amAm I the only one that’s noticed that the club Bubba’s holding is a right-handed one?
13 years ago at 9:01 am^ Yep
13 years ago at 9:09 amNo*. Read your comment wrong. Lap taken.
13 years ago at 9:10 amYa wtf
13 years ago at 12:34 pmI noticed that too, what a fucking jack ass
13 years ago at 9:08 amAnyone care to elaborate on the “Terminal Timmy” photo?
13 years ago at 9:26 amMost likely a sorority event to NOLA founded by the Make A Wish Program, and the kid on the right is most likely dead.
13 years ago at 10:34 amnope, try sigma chi formal to nola
13 years ago at 11:06 amHe probably flat lined while she was blowing him. Way to go out in style Timmy.
13 years ago at 11:49 am^I approve
13 years ago at 12:34 pmSecond Pi Kapp pictures is during a Greek Week Stroll. Acceptable.
13 years ago at 9:27 amNo, It’s not.
13 years ago at 9:28 amOk SigEp.
13 years ago at 9:33 amNot a SigEP.
13 years ago at 10:29 amWatched the chaser 7 times.
13 years ago at 9:37 amThe far chick jumping at 2:49 is priceless
13 years ago at 9:45 am*fat
13 years ago at 9:46 amDamnit, I really wish the one protestor’s sign actually said “Save Phillip Rivers.”
13 years ago at 9:49 amFirst, I find it hard to believe that some of these were actually submitted by people who weren’t trying to make Fail Friday. Second, Pi Kapp is blowing it up this week.
13 years ago at 9:51 am