FAIL FRIDAY: Weekend Warriors
Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and four videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.
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So what I jerk a dude off now and again? Get off your high horse, Judge Judy. TFM.
Look man you do your thing and I’ll do mine.
Shot-gunning a can of 4 Loko while your best friend and real life blood brother feeds you a rectal bong of a fine 2010 Pinot. TFM.
Butt bonging is not a thing we are doing here.
I don’t call my girl my “slampiece.” I call her my “everything.” TFM.
Why don’t you go write a poem about her?
Starting every morning by rolling over, grabbing a Natty Light, and smashing it against your head until it explodes. TFM.
Probably not great for your brain cell count, champ.
You ever pick your b-hole then smell your fingers a little and like it? Why’s that enjoyable? I like it but don’t know why. TFM.
Because you didn’t evolve properly from monkey to man.
Standing up in the middle of your lecture and yelling “This dude fucks!” then throwing up the Nazi salute and marching out of the classroom. TFM.
Alrighty then.
I have a grandma fetish and don’t know what to do about it. Like I want to give Hillary Clinton missionary loving and don’t know why. Help me. TFM.
This is not a freaking psychologist office.
I shower in a bathing suit. TFM.
Sounds like a personal problem.
Not eating the booty like groceries, but eating the booty like a nice tuna casserole. TFM.
I don’t know what this means, and I don’t want to know.
So what if Trump grabbed a few randos by the pussy? Bosses do what they have to do to get clam. TFM.
Live by the clam, die by the clam. That’s what I always say.
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Only 1 IBOTD for the week and Fail Friday this late? You fucking cock suckers should post your own profile pictures as a tribute to fail friday.
8 years ago at 2:13 pmRegarding the toilet full of feces, I have one thing to say: GGGRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
8 years ago at 2:14 pmI heard Andrew is away this weekend. Would you be interested in re-watching the presidential debate then hitting the bone zone?
8 years ago at 4:43 pmIf by “re-watching the presidential debate” you mean making out on a filthy bed in your dorm room, and by “hitting the bone zone” you mean watching the look of despair on your face as you make a mess in your underwear, then it’s what you boys call a “hard pass!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
8 years ago at 6:41 pmPike continues to claim its top seed.
8 years ago at 2:16 pmRather unimpressed. As usual. Fuck you guys.
8 years ago at 2:17 pmThat’s what she said! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
8 years ago at 2:18 pmI ate ass last weekend on accident and it was disgusting.
8 years ago at 2:19 pmYou should have studied that anatomical chart in middle school health class.
8 years ago at 2:25 pmWhat the fuck do you mean “on accident”
8 years ago at 8:23 pmIt was a shitty experience
8 years ago at 7:08 amCry about it. You’ll do again next time you blackout, guarantee.
8 years ago at 9:51 amTry not to be so sarcastic. “Live by the clam. Die by the clam” is a fair assement of the male condition.
8 years ago at 2:21 pmThis was just terrible. just like this website
8 years ago at 2:29 pmIntern the next time you fill up your car, try drinking a gallon or two straight from the pump.
8 years ago at 2:33 pmBUT DID DAN FUCK RACHEL!?!?!?
8 years ago at 2:33 pmCan we please bring back butt chugging you know for the ladies..
8 years ago at 2:39 pm