FAIL FRIDAY: Weekend Warriors
Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and four videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.
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So what I jerk a dude off now and again? Get off your high horse, Judge Judy. TFM.
Look man you do your thing and I’ll do mine.
Shot-gunning a can of 4 Loko while your best friend and real life blood brother feeds you a rectal bong of a fine 2010 Pinot. TFM.
Butt bonging is not a thing we are doing here.
I don’t call my girl my “slampiece.” I call her my “everything.” TFM.
Why don’t you go write a poem about her?
Starting every morning by rolling over, grabbing a Natty Light, and smashing it against your head until it explodes. TFM.
Probably not great for your brain cell count, champ.
You ever pick your b-hole then smell your fingers a little and like it? Why’s that enjoyable? I like it but don’t know why. TFM.
Because you didn’t evolve properly from monkey to man.
Standing up in the middle of your lecture and yelling “This dude fucks!” then throwing up the Nazi salute and marching out of the classroom. TFM.
Alrighty then.
I have a grandma fetish and don’t know what to do about it. Like I want to give Hillary Clinton missionary loving and don’t know why. Help me. TFM.
This is not a freaking psychologist office.
I shower in a bathing suit. TFM.
Sounds like a personal problem.
Not eating the booty like groceries, but eating the booty like a nice tuna casserole. TFM.
I don’t know what this means, and I don’t want to know.
So what if Trump grabbed a few randos by the pussy? Bosses do what they have to do to get clam. TFM.
Live by the clam, die by the clam. That’s what I always say.
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Is nobody going to point out that the toga picture was reused?
8 years ago at 3:09 pmBecause nobody here is surprised.
8 years ago at 11:39 pmThat chaser moved the needle. Who on earth is that dishrag
8 years ago at 3:13 pmStop posting poop stuff!!!
8 years ago at 3:28 pmBring back Tim Riggins you fuck.
8 years ago at 3:47 pmHas no one pointed out the Harambe leg tats on jorts guy and friend? I’m sure they’re not going to regret that at any point in their lives.
8 years ago at 3:52 pmDon’t be so quick to down vote this guy. His comment makes more sense than most of the articles on here as of late.
8 years ago at 5:03 pmThanks, but I was one of the down votes. I guess I pocket-commented. Lacing em up now.
8 years ago at 6:09 pmdudes with the harambe tats actually look like guys I could get fucked up with
8 years ago at 4:37 pmTMI
8 years ago at 10:04 amCool story, bro.
8 years ago at 2:55 pmFIU keeps taking Ls
8 years ago at 6:58 pmHey the prosthetic leg chug, if that was his own, then that is actually pretty cool. If it’s someone else’s, it’s weird
8 years ago at 3:50 amI think a prosthetic chug is always good. As long as the owner of the prosthetic is cool then it’s cool to hit someone else’s limb for a good story.
If I had a hollow leg and I knew I was going to be somewhere that someone might want to hit it, I’d put a Smifnoff Ice in there and ICE THEIR ASS!! Haha, yea.
8 years ago at 11:49 amOnly inviting 58 people to that Facebook event is a pretty big fail in and of itself…
8 years ago at 6:43 pm