FAIL FRIDAY: Welcome To Hell
8 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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One of my testicles never dropped and when I get drunk I can’t stop telling girls about it. TFM.

Well, you should probably stop doing that.

A lot of people get frat tats on their ankle area. I got my frat tat on my grundle. TFM.

That must have been painful.

1 + 1 = 69 in my book, baby. It’s a frat move. TFM.

Please, I am begging you — go away.

I highly recommend smoking actual crack before your next toga party. You. Will. Fuck. TFM.

Uhhh thanks for the advice.

Going to McDonald’s late night and buying a Big Mac and then making love to that Big Mac in the bathroom. TFM.

Whatever makes you happy.

Refusing to hookup unless she’s down to listen to the new Lorde album. TFM.

Lorde does go hard.

“Do you want to go check out my fish tank?” and then you get to your room with her and the fish tank is empty and she knows it’s time to get filled up. TFM.

Dear God.

Going out and just putting it in hella moms. TFM.

This guy here is just slanging meat to moms.

When you’re getting a lap dance and you whisper, “How much to eat the ass like a cheeseburger?” in her ear. TFM.

I’m guessing your rate of success here is low.

Late at night I haze myself in the mirror to keep my skills sharp. I’ll yell things like “You cocksucker!” at me. TFM.

This man is dedicated.

The fuck?
The fuck?
Solid play call, coach.
Solid play call, coach.
He is not alright.
He is not alright.
Yes that is correct.
Yes that is correct.
Man down.
Man down.
You're a goddamn disgrace.
You’re a goddamn disgrace.
You alright there chief?
You alright there chief?
S'cute!
S’cute!
Frame worthy!
Frame worthy!
Not to be trifled with.
Not to be trifled with.
GTOFH
GTOFH
Hey man maybe have more normal sexual partners.
Hey man maybe have more normal sexual partners.
Sure fucking does.
Sure fucking does.
I have notified Adidas lawyers of your shirt.
I have notified the Adidas lawyers of your shirt.
Let that man shower in peace.
Let that man shower in peace.
If you use the hashtag #frataf you should be put to sleep.
If you use the hashtag #frataf you should be put to sleep.
Why? Why, sir? Explain yourself.
Why? Why, sir? Explain yourself.
Goober squad ready to roll.
Goober squad ready to roll.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Looks like a party.
Looks like a party.
That is just fantastic.
That is just fantastic.
I don't know what is either.
I don’t know what is either.
They really do.
They really do.

He shouldn't have been standing there

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Well we've done it. We've found the most pathetic attempt at a golf swing in history.

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Golf is fun (@connerdietz)

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He let a very drunk girl give him a very real tattoo

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Chaser

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    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      And you’re the gay goober who snuck in to watch me beat off, guaranteed.

      8 years ago at 2:29 pm
    2. thevaginator

      Wonder what the betting lines would be for this fight. Blowjob’s big mouth has probably gotten his ass beat a few times, but Mcfrat has probably never been in a fight and would shit himself if he ever was. For that id probably have to make blowjob a small favorite.
      Blowjob -110
      Mcfrat +140

      8 years ago at 2:59 pm
  4. SigmaNugs311

    Damn Bill, I was hoping you’d start posting early again but 2AM? Your wife must love your work hours.

    8 years ago at 5:15 am
  8. StockWithFrock

    The harpooned whale tat is gonna be real cool in 30 years when no one knows what vineyard vines is anymore

    8 years ago at 6:28 am
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Exactly. Despite the obvious fact that I’m not a whale, sometimes the ladies scream “oh Mr. Moby!” during consensual sexual encounters.

        8 years ago at 7:53 am
  10. Northern Fratmosphere

    Unfortunately, “Humorology” happens at my school. It fucking blows. Every house pairs up with a sorority and they make you put make up on and do a musical with dancing and shit. You pretty much just send all of your pledges. We raise a lot of money for the kids, and you meet a lot of girls, but boy that was one of the things I will not miss from pledging.

    8 years ago at 7:10 am
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    2. Eugenicist at Large

      Unfortunately the breadth of her shoulders leads me to believe she is built like a 1972 Mack truck.

      8 years ago at 2:03 pm