FAIL FRIDAY: Welcome To Hell

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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One of my testicles never dropped and when I get drunk I can’t stop telling girls about it. TFM.

Well, you should probably stop doing that.

A lot of people get frat tats on their ankle area. I got my frat tat on my grundle. TFM.

That must have been painful.

1 + 1 = 69 in my book, baby. It’s a frat move. TFM.

Please, I am begging you — go away.

I highly recommend smoking actual crack before your next toga party. You. Will. Fuck. TFM.

Uhhh thanks for the advice.

Going to McDonald’s late night and buying a Big Mac and then making love to that Big Mac in the bathroom. TFM.

Whatever makes you happy.

Refusing to hookup unless she’s down to listen to the new Lorde album. TFM.

Lorde does go hard.

“Do you want to go check out my fish tank?” and then you get to your room with her and the fish tank is empty and she knows it’s time to get filled up. TFM.

Dear God.

Going out and just putting it in hella moms. TFM.

This guy here is just slanging meat to moms.

When you’re getting a lap dance and you whisper, “How much to eat the ass like a cheeseburger?” in her ear. TFM.

I’m guessing your rate of success here is low.

Late at night I haze myself in the mirror to keep my skills sharp. I’ll yell things like “You cocksucker!” at me. TFM.

This man is dedicated.

The fuck?
The fuck?
Solid play call, coach.
Solid play call, coach.
He is not alright.
He is not alright.
Yes that is correct.
Yes that is correct.
Man down.
Man down.
You're a goddamn disgrace.
You’re a goddamn disgrace.
You alright there chief?
You alright there chief?
S'cute!
S’cute!
Frame worthy!
Frame worthy!
Not to be trifled with.
Not to be trifled with.
GTOFH
GTOFH
Hey man maybe have more normal sexual partners.
Hey man maybe have more normal sexual partners.
Sure fucking does.
Sure fucking does.
I have notified Adidas lawyers of your shirt.
I have notified the Adidas lawyers of your shirt.
Let that man shower in peace.
Let that man shower in peace.
If you use the hashtag #frataf you should be put to sleep.
If you use the hashtag #frataf you should be put to sleep.
Why? Why, sir? Explain yourself.
Why? Why, sir? Explain yourself.
Goober squad ready to roll.
Goober squad ready to roll.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Looks like a party.
Looks like a party.
That is just fantastic.
That is just fantastic.
I don't know what is either.
I don’t know what is either.
They really do.
They really do.

He shouldn't have been standing there

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Well we've done it. We've found the most pathetic attempt at a golf swing in history.

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Golf is fun (@connerdietz)

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He let a very drunk girl give him a very real tattoo

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Chaser

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  1. Fratty Couples PGA

    These kids who can’t handle their emotions after hitting a bad shot are really starting to piss me off.

    8 years ago at 7:35 am
    1. Ross Bolen

      I don’t think it’s that one bad shot that makes them emotional. That bad shot is just the straw that broke the camel’s back.

      8 years ago at 9:27 am
    2. CreightonFratStar

      Breaking/losing clubs is stupid and expensive. Just grab a beer and take a hole or 2 off.

      8 years ago at 9:56 am
      1. DornFromMajorLeague

        If you’ve never been mad enough to break a club then you’re not really a golfer

        8 years ago at 6:19 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        They have all looked staged to me. But I wouldn’t know an expensive club from a frat paddle.

        8 years ago at 11:12 am
    3. thadcastle2

      They can handle their emotions just fine, it’s the fact that TFM and barstool have promoted that stuff to be “cool and frat” for so long that kids destroy golf courses, carts, and clubs just to get a 10 second video on instagram

      8 years ago at 2:14 pm
  2. SharkWeekTFM

    Girl + Empty fish tank = time to get “filled” was kind of clever. 😉

    8 years ago at 7:54 am
    1. Fratty Couples PGA

      Was that your submission, Shark Week? I didn’t think it was that bad either.

      8 years ago at 9:04 am
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        No. It wasn’t. I did have a troll account long ago that got a proper tfm posted while going for fail Friday.

        “We make chili guy pledge get a chilis themed post on fail Friday or he chugs cold queso” that’s how long ago it was.

        8 years ago at 11:15 am
  3. billybudd

    Love tagging the SAFTB shit with a TFM mark despite that clearly being a Barstool thing. Also anything SAFTB is fucking cancer.

    8 years ago at 12:19 pm
  4. thadcastle2

    I saw a 30 year old man in public the other day wearing a SAFTB shirt and I had an unbelievable urge to just pop him in the face for it

    8 years ago at 2:15 pm
  5. YouRussianBro

    Peter Griffin’s instagram handle is very visibly his profile picture. Putting the bare minimum into protecting the guilty. TFM.

    8 years ago at 2:31 pm
  6. SantaFrat

    Still wondering where these Fail posts are coming from. Are Wall submissions being reviewed weekly with 10 failures per week but not a single Wall-worthy one for 4 months? Maybe they’re archived? Fake?

    8 years ago at 2:47 pm