FAIL FRIDAY: Welcome To Hell
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 3 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Claiming you lost your virginity at birth because your penis was technically in a vagina. TFM.

Almost positive that doesn’t count.

Your dad getting remarried in a Bass Pro Shop. No seriously, he is actually doing this. TFM.

That’s a frat move!

Picking out the girl with the smelliest one and making sure she’s yours that night. TFM.

Going after the smelliest one is a power move.

When you’re playing spin the bottle and fate pairs you with your best friend Peter. Never letting fate pass you by. TFM.

Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal.

I give all thanks to Dr Stanley for helping me to cure my Herpes virus problem which i have been going through for the past 3years, i really tried many prescribed medicine but could not work for me till i was privileged to meet this Dr. Stanley who helped me with a positive solution and cure my herpes with herbal remedies. You can also be cured if you are suffering of any types of HERPES by contacting Dr. Stanley via drstanleyherbalhome@gmail.com. TFM.

I don’t know about you, but I’m emailing him.

When your entire team uses your pocket pussy. TFM.

Whole squad on that fuck shit.

Sending yourself an Edible Arrangement from Tim Riggins on Valentine’s Day so you don’t hurt as much. TFM.

You are sad, strange little man.

Being that guy who is known for whitening your teeth when your drunk. TFM.

That is not a thing. That guy doesn’t exist.

You know it’s FRAT when you have pussy juice on your khakis…night well done. TFM.

You, friend, are the suck.

Waking up in a sweat in the middle of the night yelling, “RIGGINS!!!” TFM.

Please go away. I’m begging you.

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You are an "ass clown," actually.
You are an “ass clown,” actually.
Fratty!
Fratty!
You disgusting son of a whore.
You disgusting son of a whore.
Goobed up from the feet up.
Goobed up from the feet up.
That's not how you ride a golf cart! Ha!
That’s not how you ride a golf cart! Ha!
Let it all out big fella.
Let it all out big fella.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug.
Man down.
Man down.
We did not deserve him.
We did not deserve him.
Hey we can see your cucumber, fella.
Hey we can see your cucumber, fella.
Nerd King.
Nerd King.
Roof pooping. TFM.
Roof pooping. TFM.
Looking like a couple of wet blankets.
Looking like a couple of wet blankets.
I would fight all three of you.
I would fight all three of you.
Sleep well, sweet prince.
Sleep well, sweet prince.
Faces of fear.
Faces of fear.
9/11 Award...for most likely to kill a firefighter. Wow.
9/11 Award…for most likely to kill a firefighter. Wow.
Are those two turds holding hands? I believe they are.
Are those two turds holding hands? I believe they are.
Cuddling with your puke is a bold strategy.
Cuddling with your puke is a bold strategy.
Goobers invading Penn State.
Goobers invading Penn State.

Rush Sigma Chi

Jibba James Brother Harambe

Playing Frisbee

Chaser

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  5. Mayor of Weinerville

    I honestly can’t remember if I submitted those Tim Riggins comments. I need to stop doing pots.

    9 years ago at 7:54 pm
  6. Bmichaels

    You’d think after a week off you could come up with a Fail Friday that isn’t complete shit.

    9 years ago at 8:10 pm
  7. Dan Kweed

    whoever did that tattoo should be fired for
    1. willing to tattoo stupid ass fads on people and
    2. being that God awful at being a tattoist.

    9 years ago at 8:24 pm