FAIL FRIDAY: Welcome To Hell
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 3 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Claiming you lost your virginity at birth because your penis was technically in a vagina. TFM.
Almost positive that doesn’t count.
Your dad getting remarried in a Bass Pro Shop. No seriously, he is actually doing this. TFM.
That’s a frat move!
Picking out the girl with the smelliest one and making sure she’s yours that night. TFM.
Going after the smelliest one is a power move.
When you’re playing spin the bottle and fate pairs you with your best friend Peter. Never letting fate pass you by. TFM.
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal.
I give all thanks to Dr Stanley for helping me to cure my Herpes virus problem which i have been going through for the past 3years, i really tried many prescribed medicine but could not work for me till i was privileged to meet this Dr. Stanley who helped me with a positive solution and cure my herpes with herbal remedies. You can also be cured if you are suffering of any types of HERPES by contacting Dr. Stanley via drstanleyherbalhome@gmail.com. TFM.
I don’t know about you, but I’m emailing him.
When your entire team uses your pocket pussy. TFM.
Whole squad on that fuck shit.
Sending yourself an Edible Arrangement from Tim Riggins on Valentine’s Day so you don’t hurt as much. TFM.
You are sad, strange little man.
Being that guy who is known for whitening your teeth when your drunk. TFM.
That is not a thing. That guy doesn’t exist.
You know it’s FRAT when you have pussy juice on your khakis…night well done. TFM.
You, friend, are the suck.
Waking up in a sweat in the middle of the night yelling, “RIGGINS!!!” TFM.
Please go away. I’m begging you.
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Playing Frisbee
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The guys throwing the frisbee have got to be Wally Bryton and Kramer Smash.
9 years ago at 9:15 pm“Ride the Nittany Lion”
9 years ago at 9:38 pm-Sandusky
The count is 0-1.
9 years ago at 9:33 amAs if playing frisbee couldn’t look any gayer.
9 years ago at 9:50 pm9/11 award for most likely to kill a firefighter. Seriously?!?!? Fuck those guys
9 years ago at 10:00 pmDoesn’t matter if it’s NSFW if it’s fucking 7:45pm when the article comes out
9 years ago at 10:32 pmMy kidneys are hurting.
9 years ago at 10:32 pmWhy do you dipshits come on this site. All you do is bitch about every fucking article. Your worse than a bunch of old fucking ladies
9 years ago at 10:35 pmshut the fuck up go groom some pubes
9 years ago at 10:50 pmI groomed ur moms last night ya fuck
9 years ago at 11:05 amI need a safe space to cool down in after seeing those goobers touching the Lion Shrine. Seriously just go to pitt or temple you fucking degenerates.
9 years ago at 11:43 pmWhoa whoa do NOT group us with Temple.
9 years ago at 2:52 amI can also say, definitively, Pitt kids know the Lion Shrine is as sacred as things get in State College (like our millennium panther), ergo, we wouldn’t fuck with it. Not sure bout Temple. Dat place b ghetto af
9 years ago at 3:23 amShut up
9 years ago at 12:33 pmFail Friday had gotten old and stale. Scrap it for something better.
9 years ago at 1:09 pmSame could be said about your mothers.
9 years ago at 8:16 amI even have a restraining order on those bastards and they still won’t stop.
9 years ago at 8:06 pm