FAIL FRIDAY: When Disaster Strikes

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Always wearing a tank top, despite having a horrific case of bacne. TFM.

That is socially irresponsible.

Beat up my dad when he didn’t believe I was in a frat. TFM.

Interesting family dynamic you’ve got going there.

Waking up on July 5th hungover and missing a testicle. TFM.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Tricked my favorite bro into admitting he’d date black guys if he was a girl during a casual political convo at the frat castle. TFM.

How is that a casual political conversation?

Made the mistake of doing 4 pots and 2 cokes before I went to Applebee’s for bros night. I said the highest things there. TFM.

4 pots is too many.

I can’t send dick pics because a phone with that much memory hasn’t been invented yet. TFM.

I get it. Because your frock is so large.

Riddle me this intern, my date at formal literally sharts at formal and no one says a word, yet when I let out a squeaker during a rush event I get bitched at. TFM.

Maybe nobody likes you.

Switching to briefs for vasectomy recovery and never switching back. TFTC

Possibly the most irrelevant statement ever made on this website.

Missouri state bound and ready to party and have a good time! TFM.

Thanks for letting us know.

Frasually (frat casually) unzipping the frubs (frat chubs, short for Chubbies) before pulling out your frock (frat cock) and peeing for like a really, really long time on flowers or a plant or something that you’re typically not supposed to pee on. TFM.

There’s nothing fratter than peeing on something you’re typically not supposed to pee on.

Probably should've gotten the new version of the TFM sailboat.
Probably should’ve gotten the new version of the TFM sailboat.
Yeah, this is terrifying every other country.
Yeah, this is terrifying every other country.
It appears he didnt want to puke into his own ass pee.
It appears he didn’t want to puke into his own ass pee.
I would've gone with the couch, but that's me.
I would’ve gone with the couch, but that’s me.
This is fucking hilarious to me. I cant even explain why.
This is fucking hilarious to me. I can’t even explain why.
You slob. You disgust me.
You slob. You disgust me.
Dude in the background is deep in thought.
Dude in the background is deep in thought.
Great success.
Great success.
When paddling goes wrong.
When paddling goes wrong.
Don't pass out around this chair-stacking maniac.
Don’t pass out around this chair-stacking maniac.
Dear God man, put your shirt back on.
Dear God man, put your shirt back on.
I don't care what this was for, it's goofy as fuck.
I don’t care what this was for, it’s goofy as fuck.
You couldn't pay me $1,000 to sit at that table.
You couldn’t pay me $1,000 to sit at that table.
Ginger murder?
Ginger murder?
I bet his parents are proud of him.
I bet his parents are proud of him.
You're trying too hard, guy.
You’re trying too hard, guy.
Yacked all over the dashboard because he didn't have hands to roll the window down.
Yacked all over the dashboard because he didn’t have hands to roll the window down.
Perfect. Just perfect.
Perfect. Just perfect.
Oh for the love of shit.
Oh for the love of shit.

Tank Tops and V-Necks

Appalachian State Chubbies Ambassador

Chaser

      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        I do to know if it’s just lazy incompetence, or if your mothers drank and smoked while carrying you in that cesspool of a womb, but you need to get your shit together. Now.

        10 years ago at 8:28 pm
  1. Frattahoochee498

    Intern you are a worthless pile of shit. What the hell took you so long to post this? It’s not like you were busy making new jokes. I hope your children are babysat by Casey Anthony.

    10 years ago at 3:31 pm
  2. Bleach Chugger

    Just because you got Fail Friday out early last week (too fucking early, in fact) doesn’t mean you can fucking make us wait all day this week, you flaming piece of dog shit.

    10 years ago at 3:32 pm
  3. TheJuice

    I got out of the office before this went up. Way to ruin the workday you piece of shit.

    10 years ago at 3:33 pm
  4. Reaganomics

    Picture 4: You would have taken the couch? You mean the one that already has a guy laying on it? Fucking piece of shit intern.

    10 years ago at 3:34 pm