FAIL FRIDAY: When Disaster Strikes
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Always wearing a tank top, despite having a horrific case of bacne. TFM.
That is socially irresponsible.
Beat up my dad when he didn’t believe I was in a frat. TFM.
Interesting family dynamic you’ve got going there.
Waking up on July 5th hungover and missing a testicle. TFM.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Tricked my favorite bro into admitting he’d date black guys if he was a girl during a casual political convo at the frat castle. TFM.
How is that a casual political conversation?
Made the mistake of doing 4 pots and 2 cokes before I went to Applebee’s for bros night. I said the highest things there. TFM.
4 pots is too many.
I can’t send dick pics because a phone with that much memory hasn’t been invented yet. TFM.
I get it. Because your frock is so large.
Riddle me this intern, my date at formal literally sharts at formal and no one says a word, yet when I let out a squeaker during a rush event I get bitched at. TFM.
Maybe nobody likes you.
Switching to briefs for vasectomy recovery and never switching back. TFTC
Possibly the most irrelevant statement ever made on this website.
Missouri state bound and ready to party and have a good time! TFM.
Thanks for letting us know.
Frasually (frat casually) unzipping the frubs (frat chubs, short for Chubbies) before pulling out your frock (frat cock) and peeing for like a really, really long time on flowers or a plant or something that you’re typically not supposed to pee on. TFM.
There’s nothing fratter than peeing on something you’re typically not supposed to pee on.
Made the mistake of doing 4 pots and 2 cokes before I went to Applebee’s for bros night. I said the highest things there. NF.
Made the mistake of doing 4 pots and 2 cokes before I went to Chilis for bros night. I said the quesoest things there. TFM.
10 years ago at 3:36 pmAnyone who doesn’t get queso references is a fucking JI. Clean it up, rooks.
10 years ago at 4:04 pmIt’s sad that this has been lapped this many times.
10 years ago at 10:15 pmWhat’s wrong, Intern? Did you get sidetracked from blowing Dorn all day?
10 years ago at 3:36 pmNo no no, Dorn was blowing him.
10 years ago at 8:44 pmProudly letting out squeakers at her formal. TFM.
10 years ago at 3:37 pm4:38pm? Fuck you, Intern.
10 years ago at 3:38 pmWoke up July 5th unloved and missing a chromosome. TInternM.
10 years ago at 3:38 pmYou mean, with an extra chromosome. The additional chromosome is what makes someone mentally retarded.
10 years ago at 12:01 pmFor every hour past noon that it takes you to post this shit, that many black guys are gang banging your mom. Fuck you intern.
10 years ago at 3:40 pmHey intern blow Dorn after you post fail Friday you worthless piece of shit.
10 years ago at 3:42 pmThe intern has daddy issues
10 years ago at 3:43 pmFrom both of his daddys
10 years ago at 8:59 pmHow does that picture of the high school guy graduating make it on here?
10 years ago at 3:45 pmCome on little buddy you can figure it out, we just know you can.
10 years ago at 1:25 pm