FAIL FRIDAY: When Disaster Strikes
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Always wearing a tank top, despite having a horrific case of bacne. TFM.

That is socially irresponsible.

Beat up my dad when he didn’t believe I was in a frat. TFM.

Interesting family dynamic you’ve got going there.

Waking up on July 5th hungover and missing a testicle. TFM.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Tricked my favorite bro into admitting he’d date black guys if he was a girl during a casual political convo at the frat castle. TFM.

How is that a casual political conversation?

Made the mistake of doing 4 pots and 2 cokes before I went to Applebee’s for bros night. I said the highest things there. TFM.

4 pots is too many.

I can’t send dick pics because a phone with that much memory hasn’t been invented yet. TFM.

I get it. Because your frock is so large.

Riddle me this intern, my date at formal literally sharts at formal and no one says a word, yet when I let out a squeaker during a rush event I get bitched at. TFM.

Maybe nobody likes you.

Switching to briefs for vasectomy recovery and never switching back. TFTC

Possibly the most irrelevant statement ever made on this website.

Missouri state bound and ready to party and have a good time! TFM.

Thanks for letting us know.

Frasually (frat casually) unzipping the frubs (frat chubs, short for Chubbies) before pulling out your frock (frat cock) and peeing for like a really, really long time on flowers or a plant or something that you’re typically not supposed to pee on. TFM.

There’s nothing fratter than peeing on something you’re typically not supposed to pee on.

Probably should've gotten the new version of the TFM sailboat.
Probably should’ve gotten the new version of the TFM sailboat.
Yeah, this is terrifying every other country.
Yeah, this is terrifying every other country.
It appears he didnt want to puke into his own ass pee.
It appears he didn’t want to puke into his own ass pee.
I would've gone with the couch, but that's me.
I would’ve gone with the couch, but that’s me.
This is fucking hilarious to me. I cant even explain why.
This is fucking hilarious to me. I can’t even explain why.
You slob. You disgust me.
You slob. You disgust me.
Dude in the background is deep in thought.
Dude in the background is deep in thought.
Great success.
Great success.
When paddling goes wrong.
When paddling goes wrong.
Don't pass out around this chair-stacking maniac.
Don’t pass out around this chair-stacking maniac.
Dear God man, put your shirt back on.
Dear God man, put your shirt back on.
I don't care what this was for, it's goofy as fuck.
I don’t care what this was for, it’s goofy as fuck.
You couldn't pay me $1,000 to sit at that table.
You couldn’t pay me $1,000 to sit at that table.
Ginger murder?
Ginger murder?
I bet his parents are proud of him.
I bet his parents are proud of him.
You're trying too hard, guy.
You’re trying too hard, guy.
Yacked all over the dashboard because he didn't have hands to roll the window down.
Yacked all over the dashboard because he didn’t have hands to roll the window down.
Perfect. Just perfect.
Perfect. Just perfect.
Oh for the love of shit.
Oh for the love of shit.

Tank Tops and V-Necks

Appalachian State Chubbies Ambassador

Chaser

  3. LockwoodBP1855

    Intern, I hope that one day on your way to work your shitty job you stop at a gas station to get your morning coffee. While you’re inside, Javier Bardem lights your car on fire, proceeds to walk inside with a CO2 gun and shoots off your dick and then your balls, and finally you kill your yourself so TFM can hire a new intern in the hope that myself and thousands of other aggravated users who actually have real jobs may be able to read Fail Friday before getting off of work on the shitter.

    10 years ago at 4:23 pm
  5. Killmill69

    Go lock yourself in a closet and hang yourself for making is wait all day for a decent Fail Friday.

    10 years ago at 4:57 pm
  6. Alcrowholic

    Wall stands for every minute past 12 that you make us wait you stupid fucking intern.

    10 years ago at 5:10 pm
    1. Oral Hershiser

      Seriously though, that was a smart move. If he had puked in the toilet with his slimy shit still in there, he’d have risked backsplash or the worst kind.

      10 years ago at 7:12 pm
  9. ProudPhi2042

    Intern you’re one of those people who, if I saw getting raped, and I had a loaded gun in my hand, I’d shoot in the legs to make the rape more painful. Fuck you and all that you love, you worthless piece of grundle cheese.

    10 years ago at 5:50 pm