FAIL FRIDAY: When Disaster Strikes
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Always wearing a tank top, despite having a horrific case of bacne. TFM.

That is socially irresponsible.

Beat up my dad when he didn’t believe I was in a frat. TFM.

Interesting family dynamic you’ve got going there.

Waking up on July 5th hungover and missing a testicle. TFM.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Tricked my favorite bro into admitting he’d date black guys if he was a girl during a casual political convo at the frat castle. TFM.

How is that a casual political conversation?

Made the mistake of doing 4 pots and 2 cokes before I went to Applebee’s for bros night. I said the highest things there. TFM.

4 pots is too many.

I can’t send dick pics because a phone with that much memory hasn’t been invented yet. TFM.

I get it. Because your frock is so large.

Riddle me this intern, my date at formal literally sharts at formal and no one says a word, yet when I let out a squeaker during a rush event I get bitched at. TFM.

Maybe nobody likes you.

Switching to briefs for vasectomy recovery and never switching back. TFTC

Possibly the most irrelevant statement ever made on this website.

Missouri state bound and ready to party and have a good time! TFM.

Thanks for letting us know.

Frasually (frat casually) unzipping the frubs (frat chubs, short for Chubbies) before pulling out your frock (frat cock) and peeing for like a really, really long time on flowers or a plant or something that you’re typically not supposed to pee on. TFM.

There’s nothing fratter than peeing on something you’re typically not supposed to pee on.

Probably should've gotten the new version of the TFM sailboat.
Probably should’ve gotten the new version of the TFM sailboat.
Yeah, this is terrifying every other country.
Yeah, this is terrifying every other country.
It appears he didnt want to puke into his own ass pee.
It appears he didn’t want to puke into his own ass pee.
I would've gone with the couch, but that's me.
I would’ve gone with the couch, but that’s me.
This is fucking hilarious to me. I cant even explain why.
This is fucking hilarious to me. I can’t even explain why.
You slob. You disgust me.
You slob. You disgust me.
Dude in the background is deep in thought.
Dude in the background is deep in thought.
Great success.
Great success.
When paddling goes wrong.
When paddling goes wrong.
Don't pass out around this chair-stacking maniac.
Don’t pass out around this chair-stacking maniac.
Dear God man, put your shirt back on.
Dear God man, put your shirt back on.
I don't care what this was for, it's goofy as fuck.
I don’t care what this was for, it’s goofy as fuck.
You couldn't pay me $1,000 to sit at that table.
You couldn’t pay me $1,000 to sit at that table.
Ginger murder?
Ginger murder?
I bet his parents are proud of him.
I bet his parents are proud of him.
You're trying too hard, guy.
You’re trying too hard, guy.
Yacked all over the dashboard because he didn't have hands to roll the window down.
Yacked all over the dashboard because he didn’t have hands to roll the window down.
Perfect. Just perfect.
Perfect. Just perfect.
Oh for the love of shit.
Oh for the love of shit.

Tank Tops and V-Necks

Appalachian State Chubbies Ambassador

Chaser

  2. SlootSaber

    It’s about fucking time. What the fuck have you been doing all day? You useless fuck

    10 years ago at 6:18 pm
  3. 420hazeit

    TFM has changed certain things throughouy the USA, but, I will tell you this. Here in The South…its always been this way. The Strong conservative/republican point of view, the way we dress, the early tee times, 5in inseams, drinking good whisky, chugging cheap beer, loving Reagan, loving Bush Sr/Jr, dipping a can of good ole’ tobacco, getting our coolers and jizzcannon done by “well off, gorgeous,daddy issues” Southern-belles, knowing how to rage on a cold, calm night in the dead of winter. Knowing how to master a tailgate EVERY SINGLE Saturday. See, we have had these traditions for years. If you were in the right Fraternity (or even knew the right crowd) you would already have known all of this. I know this may seem “cliché” but being fratty is something you slowly mold into throughout your whole life. Mainly because of the way you were raised. So with all of this being said, I think I can speak of the Beautiful South/SEC that TFM has not at all changed anything in my fraternity, they only have magnified what we do. Frat on good sirs. Long live The South.

    10 years ago at 6:24 pm
    2. 21st Century Goose

      TL;DR: blah blah blah, the South is better cuz my uncle-daddy said so.

      10 years ago at 9:53 am
    3. PikeBikesIncorporated

      Here in “The South”, we only haze one thing….and it has nothing to do with 420.

      10 years ago at 11:04 pm
  6. PrezMorningWood

    Someone better haze the shit out of the kid that cut a whole in his gown. Then drop him.

    10 years ago at 11:53 pm
  11. TOWER10

    I GOT MY TANK TOPS AND VNECKS, and tank tops and vnecks!!! Catchy as fuck… the only thing more spot on about this video is the fact that this website is littered with Tank Top ads hahahaha

    10 years ago at 1:12 am