FAIL FRIDAY: When It Rains, It Pours
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 7 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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That one 6’4″ bro who only fucks girls in their ass cause he’s saving himself for marriage. Wait that’s me haha. TFM.
That’s great man thanks for sharing.
“Long story short” as you embezzle the your own pledging story even more. TFM.
I think the word you were looking for is “embellish.”
I’m just a 14-year-old kid tryna make it in the frat community one pair of Chubbies at a time. TFM.
You deserve a good kick in the dick.
When your urologist says, “Wow, I expected it to be much bigger!” TFM.
Haha! Great stuff!
Refusing to roll up your truck’s windows so that the lady passengers’ nipples will stay hard. TFM.
You’re a fucking genius.
Blowing uncontrollable massive loads every time Megyn Kelly shuts up a liberal. TFM.
I have the exact same condition.
Hot tubbing with sorority girls and being a chotch and bragging about benching 210 when you weigh 250 and just fratting the frat and pooning the poon. TFM.
Fratting the frat and pooning the poon.
Eating a girl’s clam while watching The O’Reilly Factor. TFM.
That sounds like an absolutely terrible experience.
Trying to figure out 2-step equations in your head whilst doing sex (with a girl) to keep your mind off how good it feels so you don’t blow your frat load. TFM.
That’s a great strategy dude.
That one 6’4″ bro who’s actually closer to 6’5″ but he’s modest Oh wait, that’s me haha. TFM.
I hate you so much.
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The Alpha Omicron socks and sandals dress code is blasphemous
10 years ago at 8:09 pmStill have yet to see a single normal looking alpha sig chapter
10 years ago at 8:14 pmWhat is an alpha sig?
10 years ago at 8:52 pmI hear it’s a type of old navy ship
10 years ago at 10:53 pmNo, kappasaurus, no.
10 years ago at 11:15 pmIntern i’m not mad and you because you posted this so late i’m just disappointed.
10 years ago at 8:27 pmFuck you intern! I’m going to have to talk to a gastroenterologist if I have to wait to take a shit this long again.
10 years ago at 9:08 pmGod damn, jmu doesn’t have a great reputation as it is and this sure as fuck doesn’t help you goob
10 years ago at 9:12 pmHey TFM staffers, you should collectively go fuck yourselves. Posting FF this late are you serious? You should all line up tip to ass and have someone crush you all slowly with a DOT steamroller.
10 years ago at 9:32 pmI’m starting to wise up to it. You misers sit on Fail Friday so we will pay attention to your otherwise sub-medicore dribble that you pass along as “content”. I respect the hustle
10 years ago at 10:56 pmFail Friday. TFM
10 years ago at 11:08 pmMediocre selection. TInternM
10 years ago at 1:23 amThat picture of LXA is from their chapter at my school. Thank you TFM those guys are fucking douches
10 years ago at 8:23 am