FAIL FRIDAY: When It Rains, It Pours
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 7 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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That one 6’4″ bro who only fucks girls in their ass cause he’s saving himself for marriage. Wait that’s me haha. TFM.
That’s great man thanks for sharing.
“Long story short” as you embezzle the your own pledging story even more. TFM.
I think the word you were looking for is “embellish.”
I’m just a 14-year-old kid tryna make it in the frat community one pair of Chubbies at a time. TFM.
You deserve a good kick in the dick.
When your urologist says, “Wow, I expected it to be much bigger!” TFM.
Haha! Great stuff!
Refusing to roll up your truck’s windows so that the lady passengers’ nipples will stay hard. TFM.
You’re a fucking genius.
Blowing uncontrollable massive loads every time Megyn Kelly shuts up a liberal. TFM.
I have the exact same condition.
Hot tubbing with sorority girls and being a chotch and bragging about benching 210 when you weigh 250 and just fratting the frat and pooning the poon. TFM.
Fratting the frat and pooning the poon.
Eating a girl’s clam while watching The O’Reilly Factor. TFM.
That sounds like an absolutely terrible experience.
Trying to figure out 2-step equations in your head whilst doing sex (with a girl) to keep your mind off how good it feels so you don’t blow your frat load. TFM.
That’s a great strategy dude.
That one 6’4″ bro who’s actually closer to 6’5″ but he’s modest Oh wait, that’s me haha. TFM.
I hate you so much.
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Your captions are painfully uncreative and unfunny
10 years ago at 8:32 amPapa Smurf is FAF “Frat As Fuck”
10 years ago at 8:58 amHey buddy, you just blow in from Stupid Town?
10 years ago at 3:09 pmFinding another normal Alpha sig chapter is like finding alien life forms. You kinda know they’re out there, there just hasn’t been one that’s contacted you yet.
10 years ago at 11:54 amSorry ass motherfuckers letting the flag touch the ground in that picture pisses me off
10 years ago at 4:47 pmBig Scotty From TKE flexin that Herpes
10 years ago at 7:13 pmbig scotty got a small right hand, guess that’s why he’s “big” scotty
10 years ago at 2:01 amDefinitely not following ya buddy.
10 years ago at 4:13 pmIntern getting lazy as shit posting HS prom photos. Never heard of anyone wearing boutonnieres to a formal
10 years ago at 3:03 pmThe intern hates steak, beer, and freedom. #FuckTheIntern
10 years ago at 11:03 amI am a poon slayer no joke I am probably the most fratty 14 year old you have ever seen standing at a solid 6″4. By the way everyone check out my Ig @YGMACE
10 years ago at 1:32 amI’d like to curb stomp the two liberal hippie fucks standing on the American flag.
10 years ago at 11:28 pm