FAIL FRIDAY: When Keeping It Frat Goes Wrong
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Letting your slam junk-punch you. TFM.
Some people derive pleasure from pain.
Ordering your steak well done to let her know you prefer the brown stuff over the pink stuff. TFM.
Not sure she’s going to pick up on that subtlety.
Finding out the girl you made out last night was a lesbian with raging red herpes. TFM.
That doesn’t sound like a TFM; it sounds like a fucking nightmare.
All the pledges knowing your favorite type of dip (Grizz wintergreen). TFM.
Well now we all know. Thanks!
Your only real life application of math being used to calculate the volume of your frock. TFM.
Using math for anything but measuring your own junk is for geeds.
Yelling, “Dubya!” before doing something “frat-tastic.” TFM.
Holy shit please fight me.
My mom was violated by George Michael in the ’80s. You could say I’m kind of a big deal. TFM.
Pretty weird thing to be proud of.
Was at the gym pumping up my maaaaad pythons when some hot sloot started staring at me. Hah, it was pretty sweet. I didn’t fuck her though, cuz I don’t do cardio. TFM.
Who are you people?
Wearing Chubbies and boat shoes in the snow. TFM.
I hope you get frostbite on your testicles.
Waiting for your girlfriend to fall asleep and then sneaking into her mom’s room and smelling her panties. TFM.
Yeah, that’s not creepy at all.
Fuck you intern.
11 years ago at 1:37 pmHalle-fucking-lujah, the Intern managed to end his weekly minivanning session with Bacon early to post Fail Friday.
11 years ago at 1:39 pmMeet me in the octagon.
11 years ago at 1:44 pmThe chaser was posted earlier this week you lazy shit!
11 years ago at 2:13 pmEat my cum.
11 years ago at 2:15 pmThere once was an intern from Nantucket
11 years ago at 2:24 pmWho’s dick was so small, a vacuum couldn’t suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping jizz from his chin
From 10 black men who used his ass as a cum bucket
Why were they black?
11 years ago at 4:11 pmYou’re asking all the wrong questions
11 years ago at 4:38 pmIt’s quite a shame when 2 pm is considered early
11 years ago at 2:21 pmWhy does the guy in the middle of the KA picture have a baby head?
11 years ago at 1:41 pmThat asian kid with the horse has a extremely punchable face
11 years ago at 1:42 pmHe wouldn’t even see it coming
11 years ago at 2:02 pmYou could blind him with dental floss
11 years ago at 6:30 amIntern the next time you post fail friday this fucking late you will not live to see the light of day the following week. I want you to play Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver.
11 years ago at 1:43 pmMeet me in Temecula.
11 years ago at 1:45 pmIntern this Fail Friday was posted on time not
11 years ago at 1:45 pmHammer and SFPL’s party barge Spring Break wins this round.
11 years ago at 1:46 pmThose guys went past dad body to guys riding around Walmart in a rascal body
11 years ago at 2:25 pmThat goober with the iPad.
11 years ago at 1:46 pmWhat about him? Goober
11 years ago at 2:03 pmSo many people I want to haze in those pictures, it’s like full retard met fat.
11 years ago at 1:47 pmSigma Chi coming in strong for the crown this week.
11 years ago at 1:47 pmTwo pictures is so “strong” bro.
11 years ago at 1:53 pmSomeone’s a Sigma Chi
11 years ago at 1:55 pmMake that two pictures and a comment, “bro”
11 years ago at 2:13 pmDon’t worry SouthernStride’s Sigma Chi chapter is so southern. They wear Southern Side and keep Wagon Wheel (Old Crow’s version, obviously) on repeat.
11 years ago at 2:28 pmTwo is all you need with fail that heavy.
11 years ago at 4:30 pm