FAIL FRIDAY: When Keeping It Frat Goes Wrong
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Letting your slam junk-punch you. TFM.

Some people derive pleasure from pain.

Ordering your steak well done to let her know you prefer the brown stuff over the pink stuff. TFM.

Not sure she’s going to pick up on that subtlety.

Finding out the girl you made out last night was a lesbian with raging red herpes. TFM.

That doesn’t sound like a TFM; it sounds like a fucking nightmare.

All the pledges knowing your favorite type of dip (Grizz wintergreen). TFM.

Well now we all know. Thanks!

Your only real life application of math being used to calculate the volume of your frock. TFM.

Using math for anything but measuring your own junk is for geeds.

Yelling, “Dubya!” before doing something “frat-tastic.” TFM.

Holy shit please fight me.

My mom was violated by George Michael in the ’80s. You could say I’m kind of a big deal. TFM.

Pretty weird thing to be proud of.

Was at the gym pumping up my maaaaad pythons when some hot sloot started staring at me. Hah, it was pretty sweet. I didn’t fuck her though, cuz I don’t do cardio. TFM.

Who are you people?

Wearing Chubbies and boat shoes in the snow. TFM.

I hope you get frostbite on your testicles.

Waiting for your girlfriend to fall asleep and then sneaking into her mom’s room and smelling her panties. TFM.

Yeah, that’s not creepy at all.

Pledge down.
Pledge down.
Just calm down and put a shirt on, buddy.
Just calm down and put a shirt on, buddy.
That's just not a good look, fellas.
That’s just not a good look, fellas.
Check out that iPhone 6 Plus.
Check out that iPhone 6 Plus.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Did you two ladies go too hard?
Did you two ladies go too hard?
Definition of misery.
Definition of misery.
Brotherhood! So cute!
Brotherhood! So cute!
There's nothing more try-hard than wearing a speedo in the snow.
There’s nothing more try-hard than wearing a speedo in the snow.
Actually pretty impressive can work.
Actually pretty impressive can work.
Seriously, what's with the speedos in the snow?
Seriously, what’s with the speedos in the snow?
That one dude has a chair. Don't know why.
That one dude has a chair. Don’t know why.
Looks like the party barge went well!
Looks like the party barge went well!
"Horsey, you're my bestest friend in the whole wide world."
“Horsey, you’re my bestest friend in the whole wide world.”
Miley being Miley?
Miley being Miley?
If that dude is a pimp, I'm Santa Clause.
If that dude is a pimp, I’m Santa Clause.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Rock bottom.
Rock bottom.
True love is sharing a puke trash can.
True love is sharing a puke trash can.
Traditional gender role reversal. TFM.
Traditional gender role reversal. TFM.

Rush Delta Sig At UNCG

A Gamer’s Love Song

Blank Space Lip Dub

Chaser

  4. ZeteNJ

    “Who are you people.”
    They’re 14 year old’s intern. They’re probably almost young enough for Dorn.

    11 years ago at 1:50 pm
  6. Frattmobile

    It takes a special kind of stupid to take a picture of an unconscious pledge right next to your letters.

    11 years ago at 1:54 pm
    1. TFM Court

      Final judgment: Good point. You have a future in risk management

      Continuing on, TFM is an intriguing site; specifically the users. I created an account as a social experiment to test if I was savvy enough to market my way to fifth year within 3 weeks using a specific shtick. After starting off strong, I fell flat. It did further show to me how inconsistent the votes are on here which is my I miss life in the frat lane. We could go from being able to drunkenly haze, to soberly present a speech, to fingerblasting a sloot on the dance floor, all with 24 hours. That paradox of a life is why the votes hold no consistency and opinions change rapidly.

      Do me a favor and downvote me back to rushee status. This washed-up alum will go back to observing.

      11 years ago at 4:17 pm
      3. TFM Court

        There’s no real penalty for anything I do on this site. I was just humoring myself, so it was a victory for me. TheActivesArePissed, I appreciate the support but unclesam12 graduated in high school in 2012. He’s probably a fuckin 21 year old. What a bad ass!

        I’m pretty fucked up now but I remember reading bacon’s first article and thinking “this guy has potential” 50 shades of pale later, he is still my favorite author. Dorn is consistent despite being portrayed as a pedophile. It feels like yesterday when we were worshiping based dorn. Too bad that one didn’t stick. It’d be better to be worshiped as a deity rather than as a pedophile.

        Finally, you dumb fucks could only register -68, after 12 hours? Fucking cowards, are you scared you’ll have to turn around at -69? Don’t be afraid to go both muff and dumpster diving. Who knows what you’ll find?

        11 years ago at 4:19 am
  8. TTKA All Day

    “All the pledges knowing your favorite type of dip (Grizz wintergreen). TFM.” Sounds Like a T1MFM.

    11 years ago at 1:58 pm