FAIL FRIDAY: When Keeping It Frat Goes Wrong
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Letting your slam junk-punch you. TFM.

Some people derive pleasure from pain.

Ordering your steak well done to let her know you prefer the brown stuff over the pink stuff. TFM.

Not sure she’s going to pick up on that subtlety.

Finding out the girl you made out last night was a lesbian with raging red herpes. TFM.

That doesn’t sound like a TFM; it sounds like a fucking nightmare.

All the pledges knowing your favorite type of dip (Grizz wintergreen). TFM.

Well now we all know. Thanks!

Your only real life application of math being used to calculate the volume of your frock. TFM.

Using math for anything but measuring your own junk is for geeds.

Yelling, “Dubya!” before doing something “frat-tastic.” TFM.

Holy shit please fight me.

My mom was violated by George Michael in the ’80s. You could say I’m kind of a big deal. TFM.

Pretty weird thing to be proud of.

Was at the gym pumping up my maaaaad pythons when some hot sloot started staring at me. Hah, it was pretty sweet. I didn’t fuck her though, cuz I don’t do cardio. TFM.

Who are you people?

Wearing Chubbies and boat shoes in the snow. TFM.

I hope you get frostbite on your testicles.

Waiting for your girlfriend to fall asleep and then sneaking into her mom’s room and smelling her panties. TFM.

Yeah, that’s not creepy at all.

Pledge down.
Pledge down.
Just calm down and put a shirt on, buddy.
Just calm down and put a shirt on, buddy.
That's just not a good look, fellas.
That’s just not a good look, fellas.
Check out that iPhone 6 Plus.
Check out that iPhone 6 Plus.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Did you two ladies go too hard?
Did you two ladies go too hard?
Definition of misery.
Definition of misery.
Brotherhood! So cute!
Brotherhood! So cute!
There's nothing more try-hard than wearing a speedo in the snow.
There’s nothing more try-hard than wearing a speedo in the snow.
Actually pretty impressive can work.
Actually pretty impressive can work.
Seriously, what's with the speedos in the snow?
Seriously, what’s with the speedos in the snow?
That one dude has a chair. Don't know why.
That one dude has a chair. Don’t know why.
Looks like the party barge went well!
Looks like the party barge went well!
"Horsey, you're my bestest friend in the whole wide world."
“Horsey, you’re my bestest friend in the whole wide world.”
Miley being Miley?
Miley being Miley?
If that dude is a pimp, I'm Santa Clause.
If that dude is a pimp, I’m Santa Clause.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Rock bottom.
Rock bottom.
True love is sharing a puke trash can.
True love is sharing a puke trash can.
Traditional gender role reversal. TFM.
Traditional gender role reversal. TFM.

Rush Delta Sig At UNCG

A Gamer’s Love Song

Blank Space Lip Dub

Chaser

  5. Startsusachant

    I (unfortunately) know a few guys from delta sig at UNCG. They all might as well be poser GEEDs.

    11 years ago at 2:31 pm
    2. roofiebarz

      No Lambda Chi either…really proud of all of the brothers around the nation for not making us all look like complete fucking goobers again.

      11 years ago at 1:59 am
  8. Brian Williams Polygraph

    Is it an unwritten rule that Blank Space the only song goober frats can lip dub to?

    11 years ago at 2:44 pm
  11. JackDanielsrunning

    I don’t need to use my vector calculus expertise to tell me you posted this 6 hours late intern.

    11 years ago at 2:55 pm