FAIL FRIDAY: When Will It End?
14 years ago

Fifteen real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pre-gaming our bro’s funeral. Talk about putting the fun in funeral. TFM.
–Texas

Look bro, your bro’s family doesn’t appreciate you hurling all over the casket. Even if it was Smitty’s funeral, and his last words were, “Hold my beer.”

Slampiece brought her yorkie into my room….my Catahoula cur proceeds to kill the ugly dog while I laugh and drink the rest of my makers. TFM.
–Louisiana

TsociopathM. TbayoutrashM. TmikevickM.

Jacked off with my roomate in the room. TFTC.
–Kansas

He was asleep, right? No big deal. He’ll never know. Right? It’s cool if you were in the top bunk.

Didn’t like any of the Frats on campus so I decided to started one. The Campus President approved the charter while also losing $100 on the course. TFM.
–Tennessee

Seriously one of the gayest things I’ve ever read.

Real bros don’t let it come to blows. TFM.
–Indiana

Yeah, hug it out. You fucking pussy.

Slampiece tried to kiss me after giving me a BJ. I told her I didn’t wanna get my own herpes…again. TFM.
–Toronto

At least you’re honest with her. That shows you care.

Good pussies are like Pokemon, gotta catch them all. TFM.
–Tennessee

I’ve waited all this time for a Pokemon TFM, and it finally happened. Thanks, Tennessee.

Secretly eating asshole. TFM.
–Texas

Slipping a rogue finger now-and-again is perfectly fine. Who’s to say that a rogue tongue is wrong?

Making a pledge film me shacking with his sorostitute of a sister. TFM.
–South Carolina

When he cries, say: “Could you hold it down? We’re tryin’ to make love over here.”

The fratlamp stomping out the geed “i” in the Pixar commercial. TFM.
–Georgia

I’ve got to admit. Never saw this one coming.

I’m not particularly thin or pretty. But I’m funny. And a legacy. TSM.
–Tennessee

I’m super average, and annoying as shit, so I joined a bottom-tier sorority., just like my Mom. TSM.

If it weren’t for secretaries I wouldn’t have had a step-mom. TSM.
–Kentucky

Your dad. TFM.

I do have Daddy issues, my parents are divorced, and I have to work for my money. But those things don’t prevent me from being absolutely stunning and having a fabulous personality, so I’m in the top sorority on campus anyways. Sorry bout it. TSM.
–Texas

Stage 5 psycho.

My Juicy tracksuit smells like weed. TSM.
–California

Stay classy San Diego.

Nom Nom Nom. Blahhhhhhh. TSM.
–Texas

These eating disorder jokes are inappropriate, disturbing, not funny and hilarious.


Serenading our babies in cargo shorts.


***’s ex posing for a real fraternity. TFM.


Pledge Trip


Please stop, guido. Please. TSM.


Getting iced on the roof. TFM.

Sweet, sweet Lord. Why?

  4. The Superior Grip

    I fucking died laughing when I saw the Pike thing. Its not classy but shit, we all take down a dirt bag here and there. Phi Phi brothers.

    14 years ago at 5:23 pm
    2. SouthernByGodsGrace

      I can’t even get that mad at it if that’s a Dixie flag on her butt cheek.

      14 years ago at 5:55 pm
    3. Lestor Maddox

      It’s a Confederate Battle Flag you fuck stick. “dixie flag” just sounds fucking gay.

      14 years ago at 9:06 pm
    4. SouthernByGodsGrace

      Oh that’s the proper name for it?! Shit! Thank you sir! I will always say “Confederate Battle Flag” and yes I have a “stick” that “fucks.” By the looks of your anonymous behind-the-computer aggression it seems that you might need to do a little bit of fucking yourself (not by yourself).

      14 years ago at 9:53 pm
    5. Fraton Rouge

      It is the Battle Flag of the Army of North Virginia technically. Also i don’t think that is what is tattooed on her ass.

      14 years ago at 10:02 pm
    6. boilerbrochacho

      phi phi brothers, at least we get pussy…I’m not sure what’s so fail friday about that

      14 years ago at 1:30 am
    7. FratBastard

      Probably about as much as the guido shotgunner. And paying hookers doesn’t count, “bro”.

      14 years ago at 10:18 am
  6. Frat E. Lee

    Including TSMs on the Not Frat Friday post implies that there are some TSMs that don’t belong here.

    14 years ago at 5:32 pm
    1. SpokenLikeATrueLady

      TSM’s don’t belong on this site at all. No implications needed. Yes, I’m a sororostitute saying this….I hate TSMs.

      14 years ago at 6:25 am
    2. Frat E. Lee

      “Here” referring to the Not Frat Friday section, by the way. I agree. All TSMs are NF.

      14 years ago at 10:04 am
  9. texasfrat1

    honestly I think some of these posts were put up soley trying to get on to the fail friday post, theres no way anyone would think pre-gaming their bros funeral is frat

    14 years ago at 5:41 pm
  10. Brometheus

    If one of our JI shotgunned that slow I would haze him again. Shotgunning by yourself is nothing to fucking brag about. Find a real fraternity and get some brothers, get some nattys, and bite a hole in the can like a real man and kill that shit; don;t just fuckin sip it for like half hour.

    14 years ago at 5:46 pm