FAIL FRIDAY: When Will It End?

Fifteen real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pre-gaming our bro’s funeral. Talk about putting the fun in funeral. TFM.
–Texas

Look bro, your bro’s family doesn’t appreciate you hurling all over the casket. Even if it was Smitty’s funeral, and his last words were, “Hold my beer.”

Slampiece brought her yorkie into my room….my Catahoula cur proceeds to kill the ugly dog while I laugh and drink the rest of my makers. TFM.
–Louisiana

TsociopathM. TbayoutrashM. TmikevickM.

Jacked off with my roomate in the room. TFTC.
–Kansas

He was asleep, right? No big deal. He’ll never know. Right? It’s cool if you were in the top bunk.

Didn’t like any of the Frats on campus so I decided to started one. The Campus President approved the charter while also losing $100 on the course. TFM.
–Tennessee

Seriously one of the gayest things I’ve ever read.

Real bros don’t let it come to blows. TFM.
–Indiana

Yeah, hug it out. You fucking pussy.

Slampiece tried to kiss me after giving me a BJ. I told her I didn’t wanna get my own herpes…again. TFM.
–Toronto

At least you’re honest with her. That shows you care.

Good pussies are like Pokemon, gotta catch them all. TFM.
–Tennessee

I’ve waited all this time for a Pokemon TFM, and it finally happened. Thanks, Tennessee.

Secretly eating asshole. TFM.
–Texas

Slipping a rogue finger now-and-again is perfectly fine. Who’s to say that a rogue tongue is wrong?

Making a pledge film me shacking with his sorostitute of a sister. TFM.
–South Carolina

When he cries, say: “Could you hold it down? We’re tryin’ to make love over here.”

The fratlamp stomping out the geed “i” in the Pixar commercial. TFM.
–Georgia

I’ve got to admit. Never saw this one coming.

I’m not particularly thin or pretty. But I’m funny. And a legacy. TSM.
–Tennessee

I’m super average, and annoying as shit, so I joined a bottom-tier sorority., just like my Mom. TSM.

If it weren’t for secretaries I wouldn’t have had a step-mom. TSM.
–Kentucky

Your dad. TFM.

I do have Daddy issues, my parents are divorced, and I have to work for my money. But those things don’t prevent me from being absolutely stunning and having a fabulous personality, so I’m in the top sorority on campus anyways. Sorry bout it. TSM.
–Texas

Stage 5 psycho.

My Juicy tracksuit smells like weed. TSM.
–California

Stay classy San Diego.

Nom Nom Nom. Blahhhhhhh. TSM.
–Texas

These eating disorder jokes are inappropriate, disturbing, not funny and hilarious.


Serenading our babies in cargo shorts.


***’s ex posing for a real fraternity. TFM.


Pledge Trip


Please stop, guido. Please. TSM.


Getting iced on the roof. TFM.

Sweet, sweet Lord. Why?

    1. Frat E. Lee

      Apparently the aftermath of their brothers weekend involved 20-25 beers, some vodka, and what looks like a Mikes Hard Lemonade. They must have raged til 11:30 that night.

      14 years ago at 10:09 am
    2. Nitro Hazelton

      “We are not confounded by the dominant ideologies of our corrupt society.” kill yourselves! I’ve never even heard of dtp

      14 years ago at 11:43 am
  1. Sperry Seinfeld

    Shotgunning a beer at the bottom of their entrance walkway. Man you really showed them.

    14 years ago at 7:10 pm
  2. LikeIts1980

    Being apprehensive about drinking in public is so TFTC. Also: lanyard, lax jersey, long sock(or socks at all), and that skateboarder backpack of his are all so frat.

    14 years ago at 7:36 pm
    1. BKOD89

      sorry i don’t like to lax in my polo. i actually like to get off my computer sometimes and sweat.

      14 years ago at 3:03 pm
    2. Cbergerman1515

      You need the exercise. Too bad lacrosse isn’t a sport. Oh, and too bad you don’t even play and can’t even watch the games.

      14 years ago at 6:39 pm
  3. sorostitute_UT

    Even though this was posted super late not a bad job of picking some super terrible and NF posts and pics… loved the comment on the Tennessee tsm.

    14 years ago at 8:03 pm
    1. Lestor Maddox

      If Canada is America’s top hat i’m going to go ahead and say Florida is Georgia’s dick.

      14 years ago at 9:10 pm
    2. Broby Petrino

      Ann Coulter: “They [Canada] better hope the United States doesn’t roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent.”

      14 years ago at 12:01 am
    3. I Piss Excellence

      …that’s about to shoot a giant load of freedom all over Cuba. – Dave Attell

      14 years ago at 1:59 am
  4. TheTwelfthGate

    You are so bro man! Fucking stick to bro’s like this site and leave serious fratting to us here.

    14 years ago at 8:09 pm