FAIL FRIDAY: When Will It End?
14 years ago

Fifteen real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pre-gaming our bro’s funeral. Talk about putting the fun in funeral. TFM.
–Texas

Look bro, your bro’s family doesn’t appreciate you hurling all over the casket. Even if it was Smitty’s funeral, and his last words were, “Hold my beer.”

Slampiece brought her yorkie into my room….my Catahoula cur proceeds to kill the ugly dog while I laugh and drink the rest of my makers. TFM.
–Louisiana

TsociopathM. TbayoutrashM. TmikevickM.

Jacked off with my roomate in the room. TFTC.
–Kansas

He was asleep, right? No big deal. He’ll never know. Right? It’s cool if you were in the top bunk.

Didn’t like any of the Frats on campus so I decided to started one. The Campus President approved the charter while also losing $100 on the course. TFM.
–Tennessee

Seriously one of the gayest things I’ve ever read.

Real bros don’t let it come to blows. TFM.
–Indiana

Yeah, hug it out. You fucking pussy.

Slampiece tried to kiss me after giving me a BJ. I told her I didn’t wanna get my own herpes…again. TFM.
–Toronto

At least you’re honest with her. That shows you care.

Good pussies are like Pokemon, gotta catch them all. TFM.
–Tennessee

I’ve waited all this time for a Pokemon TFM, and it finally happened. Thanks, Tennessee.

Secretly eating asshole. TFM.
–Texas

Slipping a rogue finger now-and-again is perfectly fine. Who’s to say that a rogue tongue is wrong?

Making a pledge film me shacking with his sorostitute of a sister. TFM.
–South Carolina

When he cries, say: “Could you hold it down? We’re tryin’ to make love over here.”

The fratlamp stomping out the geed “i” in the Pixar commercial. TFM.
–Georgia

I’ve got to admit. Never saw this one coming.

I’m not particularly thin or pretty. But I’m funny. And a legacy. TSM.
–Tennessee

I’m super average, and annoying as shit, so I joined a bottom-tier sorority., just like my Mom. TSM.

If it weren’t for secretaries I wouldn’t have had a step-mom. TSM.
–Kentucky

Your dad. TFM.

I do have Daddy issues, my parents are divorced, and I have to work for my money. But those things don’t prevent me from being absolutely stunning and having a fabulous personality, so I’m in the top sorority on campus anyways. Sorry bout it. TSM.
–Texas

Stage 5 psycho.

My Juicy tracksuit smells like weed. TSM.
–California

Stay classy San Diego.

Nom Nom Nom. Blahhhhhhh. TSM.
–Texas

These eating disorder jokes are inappropriate, disturbing, not funny and hilarious.


Serenading our babies in cargo shorts.


***’s ex posing for a real fraternity. TFM.


Pledge Trip


Please stop, guido. Please. TSM.


Getting iced on the roof. TFM.

Sweet, sweet Lord. Why?

  2. SEC frat star

    Pike and KD… the real losers this week. Absolutely embarrassing for both of you.

    14 years ago at 12:14 pm
    2. SEC frat star

      Because he clearly knows your sign and did it on his own and took a picture of it and sent it in himself.

      More like one of your Guido loving sisters begged him to thinking it was actually FaF.

      14 years ago at 6:28 pm
    3. KappaDLady

      It it was obviously sent in as a joke for Fail Friday. Notice the caption under it. DUMBASS.

      14 years ago at 7:13 pm
  3. fraticin browalker

    Seriously the weakest shotgun i have ever seen. Plus the guy looks like a damn backstreet boy with gym clothes on. Looks like the ground got more beer than he did. As far as the dry campus thing, pretty sure most if not all college campuses across America are.

    14 years ago at 12:34 pm
    2. fraticin browalker

      I do go to a real university. Great job reading the last line of the comment.

      14 years ago at 3:13 pm
    4. FratService

      Pro Bro, I as well have a bar on my college campus. But it is still a dry campus outside of the restaurant.

      14 years ago at 8:51 am
  6. FrederikNortnBroman

    The fact that you have to hide your shotgun is NF. You also couldn’t even get it open on the first try. Nice earring. Stay in Nebraska.

    14 years ago at 3:10 pm
    2. Lou Broltz

      The “bro” in the video isn’t even in a fraternity. He got kicked out for turning his chapter house into a crack house. What a disgrace to my state.

      14 years ago at 5:08 pm
    5. How Frat_Too Frat

      “this is on a dry campus too” congrajufuckinlations. rules don’t apply to us

      14 years ago at 10:38 am
    6. Mr Hazer

      yea and that pussy thinks that is cool enough to put down the best house in the nation. Phi Psi will live ever, die never!!

      14 years ago at 2:25 pm
    7. Cbergerman1515

      High High High!

      His most recent video includes him reading comments on this ^ video and one of them ended in “High High High” he said “Hello to you too…?” Hahaha what a fucking geed.

      14 years ago at 6:28 pm
  7. Haze Em

    The post about the fratlamp stomping out the geed “i” was fucking hilarious. If that made the TFM wall I wouldn’t care. Toy Story and all other Pixar movies = FaF.

    14 years ago at 5:04 pm
    1. Henry V

      I laughed at that too. I agree, I have yet to find anything that goes against my conservative values in anything Pixar does, like most stuff from Disney does these days.

      Send TFM Pledge to the hazement.

      14 years ago at 6:11 pm
    2. ballball

      Toy story is a great franchise. Not fratty tho. This website is called “total frat move” not “things that are more than mildly entertaining”

      14 years ago at 8:30 pm
  10. FratService

    “I’m super average, and annoying as shit, so I joined a bottom-tier sorority., just like my Mom. TSM.” Fucking hilarious. Good job TFM intern.

    14 years ago at 8:58 am