FAIL FRIDAY: When Will It End?
14 years ago

Fifteen real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pre-gaming our bro’s funeral. Talk about putting the fun in funeral. TFM.
–Texas

Look bro, your bro’s family doesn’t appreciate you hurling all over the casket. Even if it was Smitty’s funeral, and his last words were, “Hold my beer.”

Slampiece brought her yorkie into my room….my Catahoula cur proceeds to kill the ugly dog while I laugh and drink the rest of my makers. TFM.
–Louisiana

TsociopathM. TbayoutrashM. TmikevickM.

Jacked off with my roomate in the room. TFTC.
–Kansas

He was asleep, right? No big deal. He’ll never know. Right? It’s cool if you were in the top bunk.

Didn’t like any of the Frats on campus so I decided to started one. The Campus President approved the charter while also losing $100 on the course. TFM.
–Tennessee

Seriously one of the gayest things I’ve ever read.

Real bros don’t let it come to blows. TFM.
–Indiana

Yeah, hug it out. You fucking pussy.

Slampiece tried to kiss me after giving me a BJ. I told her I didn’t wanna get my own herpes…again. TFM.
–Toronto

At least you’re honest with her. That shows you care.

Good pussies are like Pokemon, gotta catch them all. TFM.
–Tennessee

I’ve waited all this time for a Pokemon TFM, and it finally happened. Thanks, Tennessee.

Secretly eating asshole. TFM.
–Texas

Slipping a rogue finger now-and-again is perfectly fine. Who’s to say that a rogue tongue is wrong?

Making a pledge film me shacking with his sorostitute of a sister. TFM.
–South Carolina

When he cries, say: “Could you hold it down? We’re tryin’ to make love over here.”

The fratlamp stomping out the geed “i” in the Pixar commercial. TFM.
–Georgia

I’ve got to admit. Never saw this one coming.

I’m not particularly thin or pretty. But I’m funny. And a legacy. TSM.
–Tennessee

I’m super average, and annoying as shit, so I joined a bottom-tier sorority., just like my Mom. TSM.

If it weren’t for secretaries I wouldn’t have had a step-mom. TSM.
–Kentucky

Your dad. TFM.

I do have Daddy issues, my parents are divorced, and I have to work for my money. But those things don’t prevent me from being absolutely stunning and having a fabulous personality, so I’m in the top sorority on campus anyways. Sorry bout it. TSM.
–Texas

Stage 5 psycho.

My Juicy tracksuit smells like weed. TSM.
–California

Stay classy San Diego.

Nom Nom Nom. Blahhhhhhh. TSM.
–Texas

These eating disorder jokes are inappropriate, disturbing, not funny and hilarious.


Serenading our babies in cargo shorts.


***’s ex posing for a real fraternity. TFM.


Pledge Trip


Please stop, guido. Please. TSM.


Getting iced on the roof. TFM.

Sweet, sweet Lord. Why?

  2. Red Stag

    Shotgunning a beer in public to say you’re not a pussy. TFagM. Laying the pipe to rival fraternity’s sweetheart and mailing the tape to them. TFratM

    14 years ago at 12:53 pm
  5. Frattin 84

    “Someone please text me. I need to not drink by myself” – The Geed in the videos last facebook status. Legitimately.

    14 years ago at 2:35 pm
  8. Fratt Leinart

    Wow, that video is pathetic. Nice fucking earrings. “This is all about being bro right here” Fucking “lax bro”, can it get any worse? Have fun playin beer pong til like 11 pm with your 3 friends.

    14 years ago at 3:58 pm
  9. GoFratWin

    obviously the intern is an SAE considering the fact that he blurred out “SAE” in the Pike flag picture caption. Dimepiece posing in front of our flag and not yours -> TFM for us, but for you not so much.

    14 years ago at 3:59 pm
    1. FratHard or Go GDI

      you are a dumb shit… most fraternities have three greek letters, just like yours and SAE… he doesn’t obviously have to be an SAE.. so before you start mouthing off about how your “fraternity” is better than ours how about you think for a goddamn second.

      14 years ago at 6:19 pm
    2. jack d

      What the hell are you bitching about fraternities having 3 letters for? obviously you’re right and almost all fraternities do have 3 greek letters, way to go cpt. obvious. 3 letters were censored out of the picture’s caption. you just made yourself look stupid.

      14 years ago at 11:49 pm
    3. booze haze slam

      none of you know what your saying. and makes no sense. go to class bitches!

      14 years ago at 4:56 am
    6. 1856levere

      pike takin on our sloppy seconds, because thats just about all they can get. -> not so much of a TFM for pike.
      hell she looks like she could have be passed around the good ole SAE house many a time, it could just be a sloppy 72nd that you’ve got there

      14 years ago at 11:06 am