FAIL FRIDAY: Who Do You Know Here?
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

This girl in my math class I set next to has the nicest pair of knockers I’ve ever laid my eyes on. But hey she wasn’t down. You win some, you lose some, boys. TFM.

Really fascinating stuff. Thanks for sharing.

Blaming your airball on your unwashed fingers that you used to finger blast the opponent’s mother. TFM.

Good lord, man.

Targeting the girls with slight abnormalities (moles, big noses, mustaches, etc.) because history has proven they have the cleanest buttholes. TFM.

You’re a weird guy, Ace.

Making Foreskin Pledge dock with Chode Peen Pledge. TFM.

Sounds like your chapter is totally normal and cool.

Asking your dog who he knows inside when he barks to come in after his bathroom break. TFM.

He knows you. He’s your dog. Also, he’s a dog.

So my parents know I drink now…

And? The fuck you want me to do about it?

Frat test day kit: Brooks Bros, Copenhagen, Everclear and coffee. TFM.

My guess is you’re not a 4.0 student. Just a hunch.

Waking up the next morning hungover and seeing that the hot girl you had sex with is actually not a girl at all, but is instead your neighbors 4-year-old Bernese Mountain Dog. TFM.

Beastiality is frat.

Getting an automatic fail in your human sexuality class just for making a fratty comment. TFM.

“Check out those fucking tits. BOOM!” -Fratty Comment

The basketball coach here heard I’ve got an 11-inch vertical. He also heard I have an 11-inch wiener. I’ll probably be on scholarship next season. TFM.

Well isn’t that just super duper for you.

This is why polar bears are nearly extinct.
This is why polar bears are nearly extinct.
He looks concerned.
He looks concerned.
Get it, player.
Get it, player.
Pouches, huh? What a badass.
What a badass.
Fresh as fuck.
Fresh as fuck.
Man down.
Man down.
Come make love to me by the fireplace.
Come make love to me by the fireplace.
The ole "poop and pass out."
The ole “poop and pass out.”

Buddy you're scaring us.
Buddy you’re scaring us.

That will be a rude awakening.
That’ll be a rude awakening.

Classic drunk face.
Classic drunk face.
Meet the Goober family.
Meet the Goober family.
Come on, guys. What is this?
Come on, guys. What is this about?
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
I suck my thumb when I sleep, too.
I suck my thumb when I sleep, too.
Ouch. Puked into his own shorts.
Ouch. Puked into his own shorts.
Party animals.
Party animals.
Deadlifting in boat shoes.
Deadlifting in boat shoes.
When you cant find your clothes.
When you can’t find your clothes.
Get a room.
Get a room.

Kent State University’s Pike CoCo

Chi Psi Texas Tech “Blank Space” Alpha Chi Omega Serenade

Craziest Party Ever

Chaser

    2. NoHopes13

      And of course, the interns comment is once again at the bottom of the totem pole. Never gonna get that raise…..

      11 years ago at 10:50 pm
  8. Nathaniellight

    Was the basketball player the one who got penis reduction surgery in the article posted earlier this week?

    11 years ago at 12:35 pm
    1. FrankMoody

      “May not go down in history, but I’ll surely go down on your sister.” – Hank Moody.

      11 years ago at 12:57 pm
    2. FratstarsnStripes

      “Blaming your airball on your unwashed fingers that you used to finger blast the opponent’s mother. TFM.” Yea this one belongs on the wall.

      11 years ago at 2:07 pm
      1. TFM Court

        The brothers have spoken, it does not belong on the wall; case dismissed. FratstarsnStripes, you are free to go.

        11 years ago at 7:36 pm