FAIL FRIDAY: Winter Has Come
Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and three videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.
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Until I was seventeen years old I thought peeing and cumming were the same exact thing. TFM.
This is why sexual education courses exist.
Paying your dues with money you earned selling baking soda to crackheads in downtown alleyways. TFM.
Probably goes against your fraternity’s moral code if I had to guess.
Respecting women because your mother raised you right, and always having them sign a waiver before requesting that they choke you until you lose consciousness. TFM.
As long as you’re taking the proper legal precautions.
One of my testicles never descended but when I fart it pops out for a second. That’s the only time I really feel like a man. TFM.
Someone desperately needs to kick your ass.
If you’re not sexually attracted to at least one of your pledges, your chapter is bottom tier. TFM.
Have to say I agree with this one, personally.
Similarly to how hazing makes us strong, childhood trauma related to one or more uncles makes us hard. TFM.
The sweet name of fuck?
When you like to be spanked during lovemaking because it reminds you of how your mother used to punish you. TFM.
You need to see multiple therapists.
I drink I smoke I snort I shoot I fuck I whack I haze I blaze I tame the wild spirit of the indian brave. TFM.
I’m at a total loss for what is even going on in these submissions anymore.
When your grandma is stirring the lasagna and you whisper in her ear, “That’s the same noise good pussy made last night.” TFM.
Please never come back here.
Not understanding the appeal of porn because they only thing that gets you off is killing a small animal and then eating it while you stranglebate. TFM.
Multiple serial killer symptoms here.
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AEII Bat flips like they can’t even get a hot in t-ball
8 years ago at 8:24 amYou know what intern, I laughed at the testicle joke. We’d all be way better off if someone kicked your ass instead
8 years ago at 9:27 amHow the fuck do you stir a lasagna?
8 years ago at 10:22 amIs that Jared that got punched in the face by a girl?
8 years ago at 11:03 amStay at home mom Kelly Richards from New York after resigning from her full time job managed to average from $6000-$8000 a month from freelancing at home… This is how she done it
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8 years ago at 11:04 amMaybe I’m just getting old, but my god this website is turning into a bunch of shit.
8 years ago at 2:47 pmThis wall is filled with a bunch of NF liberal public school pieces of shit. Me and my boys at Elon would never make it on a Fail Friday because we are the epitome of old money frat stars and if we ever see a pledge on here, the entire pledge class has to do the elephant walk while I watch with a horseshoe lip in and a slammy sucking my frat-rocket all while crushing a handle of Makers.
8 years ago at 3:49 pmIt’s been a while since Pike has made any major fail Friday moves. Pretty unlike them
8 years ago at 9:00 pmWhy does Phi Delt feel the need to live on Fail Friday? You’re making us look bad
8 years ago at 12:14 amThe last time I went to a party at that AEPi, their DJ cold cocked a girl.
8 years ago at 2:38 amGoing to other fraternity parties. NF
8 years ago at 3:42 pm