FAIL FRIDAY: Winter Is Coming
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 25 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Sitting here watching 8 Mile, literally in tears. I must start battling again. TFM.

You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow.

Putting my nose directly where she was just sitting. TFM.

You, sir, are a pervert.

Every time I measure my wang is like Christmas morning. TFM.

Christmas morning at your house must be weird as fuck.

Draining my frat snake 4 times a day. And I mean cumming, not peeing. TFM.

Thanks for clarifying.

Getting mad head after reading at a poetry open mic. TFM.

You must’ve dropped some serious heat on that mic.

Basically I just need a girl who takes care of her butthole. Is that too much to ask?

No, I don’t think so. Not really a TFM, though.

Shining the Rolex with her vag juice. TFM.

That’s no way to take care of a fine Swiss timepiece.

Every morning I make my slam of the day a cup of coffee. Sometimes I’ll cum in it, sometimes I won’t. TFM.

She’s a lucky lady.

Hahahahahhahahaha. By the time it took you to read this I probably got 2 girls numbers. TFM.

No, no you didn’t.

So this hot red head invites me over to her apartment for “Netflix and chill.” Her roommate was out of town, so I knew it was game time. So I trim my pubes, put deodorant around my b-hole and head over there. We’re watching MasterChef and kissing a little bit when I have to go pee. I look in the toilet and there is this huge beefy log just staring at me. No toilet paper in there either, I should add. I had never been more turned on/mortified in my life. Total Fucking Frat Move.

You have to put deodorant around your b-hole?

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Don't know what's going on here, but I'm scared for the children.
Don’t know what’s going on here, but I’m scared for the children.
Man down.
Man down.
That boy looking like a baked potato.
That boy looking like a baked potato.
Really representing.
Really representing.
You've got to be kidding me.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Beautiful romance.
Beautiful romance.
Is that a...trumpet?
Is that a…trumpet?
That is unpleasant.
That is unpleasant.
WHY GOD? WHY?
WHY GOD? WHY?
Stop dunking in beer pong, you stupid fucks.
Stop dunking in beer pong, you stupid fucks.
Cold as ice.
Cold as ice.
Shame on all four of you.
Shame on all four of you.
Looks comfy.
Looks comfy.
Hes doing it wrong.
Hes doing it wrong.
You alright there, fella?
You alright there, fella?
Killer cut.
Killer cut.
Swiffer that dick.
Swiffer that dick.
Arm right up in that shit.
Arm right up in that shit.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Guy had a rough one.
Guy had a rough one.
Clearly a lady killer.
Clearly a lady killer.

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  3. ForeverThePledge

    With all that hair that delta gamma guy can say, “you can kiss my black ass”

    10 years ago at 10:16 am
  4. Spell Checker

    The 50% Adam & Eve sale was worth watching that video for. I can go pick up the Greedy GILF love doll for $10 now.

    10 years ago at 10:21 am
    1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

      So the answer to the question “Is that a trumpet?” Would be “No.”

      10 years ago at 6:01 pm
  10. Lucky_TheFratDaddy

    The guy with the “Free Prostate Exams For Children 12 and Under” is the guy who made the bomb threats at Mizzou. He goes to Missouri S&T.

    10 years ago at 12:19 am