FAIL FRIDAY: Winter Shame
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Guy caught me looking while using the urinal, so he asked me what I was doing, and I said “just sizing up the competition.” TFM.
-Indiana
If I catch you staring I’ll poke your fucking eye out.
Having to take steroids to make your genitals smaller so slams can fit them in their mouth. TFM.
-Virginia
You’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do to fit those genitals in her mouth.
Never having an issue with a formal date, unless she kills herself, but then it’s her sisters’ problem. TFM.
-California
How thoughtful.
You use a knife to shotgun a beer and I use a fucking machete. TFM.
-Alabama
Calm down, psycho.
I’m getting slammered, eating a slamburger with extra slayonnaise, and watching a slampede cross the street.
–Oklahoma
Next sandwich I order I’m asking for extra slayonnaise. It’s mayonnaise that helps you slay ass dragons.
Hating the Ramseys for robbing today’s fraternity men of the chance to slam JonBenet. TFM.
-Missouri
This was actually a TFM writer. He’s a deranged man who cares more about the fact that he didn’t get a shot at JonBenet than the fact that she was murdered.
Knowing how to smack the old throbbing wobbly on a saucy twat crumpet. English TFM.
–DeVry University
You cheeky bastard.
Packing lips of blow. TFM.
–Florida
Want the ultimate numby? Start dipping cocaine.
Slipping Santa the grip. TFM.
–New Mexico
I heard Santa was a shitty pledge.
Having a scale in your room just so to make sure the slams are at the appropriate weight limit. TFM.
-Idaho
“So glad I got you back to my room. Now if you’ll just step onto the scale we’ll move right along to the love-making.”
This is the type of photo that can single-handedly ruin a chapter.
Keep the shot ski away from that animal on the right.
I get the impression this guy drools on himself a lot.
Who knew Boba Fett was a FIJI?
The guy in the back appears to be pulling his shorts back up after a sexual act.
Was he chugging lighter fluid?
Pledge so hard mother fuckers wanna blackball him.
Sometimes one stall isn’t enough.
Grabbing each other’s dicks. TFM.
That actually looks semi-comfortable.
Making your player’s card resemble rush ass on Black Ops II. TFM.
Workout Buddies: A Bro Love Story
That’s good old fashioned, heart-warming heterosexual fun.
AGD: Always Getting Down
Joe Obersinner not showing up for the video shoot. TFM.
Sexual zombie chaser, to wash away the bad:
The entire first chapter of the TOTAL FRAT MOVE book is online now, read it here.
Boo boo brown
12 years ago at 1:51 pmnecrophilia…TFM
12 years ago at 2:16 pmfucking chaser didn’t work piece of shit intern
12 years ago at 8:12 pmPretty fucking horrible fail Friday.
12 years ago at 1:56 pmDid they even try? A drunk 5th grader with Downs could have thought of better shit.
12 years ago at 2:20 pmWho would give a 5th grader with downs alcohol? Was he at least taking part in a Non-Dom Communion?
12 years ago at 2:24 pm^Kid could be 23 and in 5th grade. TBillyMadisonM.
12 years ago at 5:33 pm^
12 years ago at 5:46 pmIt’s the kid on the right in the kappa sig flick off pic that made it.
12 years ago at 1:54 amThere was a lot of bad this week.
12 years ago at 1:57 pmLooks like Pike really brought its A-game this week.
12 years ago at 1:58 pmthey did. I bet @PikesAnalFunTFM was in one of those pictures.
12 years ago at 2:15 pmI would fuck the shit out of those two guys just to prove that gayness in the anus is NOT okay.
12 years ago at 2:46 pmKeep calm and pee in their butts on. RFM.
12 years ago at 5:45 pmMiss Piss in Boots would still get a rectum full of piss
12 years ago at 1:59 pmTFM Writer was Bacon wasn’t it?
12 years ago at 2:00 pmYes Thad. It was.
12 years ago at 2:26 pmOil changes for everybody!
12 years ago at 2:42 pm^
12 years ago at 2:50 pmMojitos?
12 years ago at 3:15 pmI fucking love cocaine!
12 years ago at 7:58 pmThe TotalRatMove SuperPAC endorses shamelessly advertising on Fail Friday.
12 years ago at 2:01 pmNo one gives a shit.
12 years ago at 2:05 pm^
12 years ago at 2:23 pmThats a bit hurtful
12 years ago at 10:48 pm^No one gives a shit.
12 years ago at 11:56 pm^, ^^^, ^^^^
12 years ago at 12:56 am^
12 years ago at 1:30 pmAnybody else notice the midget in the picture two pictures up from the Confederate flag picture?
12 years ago at 2:04 pmYeah – uh, what’s going on with that little dude’s arms? “Take my strong hand, child!”
12 years ago at 2:07 pm^ ‘Merica
12 years ago at 2:17 pm9th picture. Bidding Mikey from Recess. FaF.
12 years ago at 3:00 pm^Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
12 years ago at 4:36 pm^^fucking hilarious
12 years ago at 5:23 pm^^^facefucking Upside-Down girl. RFM
12 years ago at 6:58 pmGlad we can all agree his are in inverted with a slight resemblance of a T-Rex. TdinosaurM.
12 years ago at 3:50 pmLacin’ the tennies now.
12 years ago at 3:51 pm^^^^^Good call. Cheers to you, sir.
12 years ago at 1:44 pmSweet Liverbird in the ceiling picture. But really, fuck Pike.
12 years ago at 2:05 pmthanks, I painted it myself 🙂 its actually a phoenix!
12 years ago at 11:57 pm^die
12 years ago at 11:11 amMiguel is such a sleezeball
12 years ago at 2:06 pm