FAIL FRIDAY: Wintertime Sadness
12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Straddling a toilet in your underwear and listening to Wrecking Ball for 4 straight hours. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s pretty weird of you to do that.

Having sex but not wearing a condom and with a girl obviously. TFM.
-Anonymous

Jeepers that’s dangerous! She could get preggers!

Driving your fruck (frat truck) better when you’re wearing boat shoes. TFM.
-Anonymous

I hope you crash your fruck and die.

Giving the midget gf the “we just don’t see eye to eye” line as you break up with her. TFM.
-Anonymous

#Phrasing

All the bros call me “The Zookeeper” because I’m always petting the FRAT snake. Total TFM.
-Anonymous

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Slam sucking the dick, pledge eating the butt. #TFM2007
-Anonymous

Now THAT’S a proper threesome.

I like to live dangerously and by dangerously I mean I like to wear Chubbies when it’s 50 degrees out. TFM.
-Anonymous

I hope your queer thighs get frostbite.

Including on your résumé that you like to have sex with women. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s an important detail that only an idiot would leave out.

When a girl at a party is all like “I shove confetti in my vagina so every queef is a party #justgirlythings” as you nod your head and put on a party hat as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous

#justgirlythings

“Ready bros? I said brr it’s cold in here. I said there must be some geeds in the fratmosphere. I said brr it’s cold in here. I said there must be some geeds in the fratmosphere. I said OTFMO ice ice ice. I said OTFMO ice ice ice.” #bringiton. TFM.
-Anonymous

So much geedness.

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Unhappy Holidays, everyone.

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#elfie

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How’s that view treating you?

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Awkward Confederate Christmas.

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Christmas swaggy.

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Redskins fans are getting weird during this wasted season.

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Hold me closer, tiny dancer.

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Fucking nerds.

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Goober Town, population these two.

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NEEEEEEERDS.

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  2. nuckin_futs

    All I want is this to be posted before noon to help make finals week a little better, but it’s after noon, even on the west coast. You done fucked up, intern. Go fall off a cliff and die.

    12 years ago at 3:26 pm
  3. Canada

    Now I see why the intern took so long… It must take a while to compose a Fail Friday and save all the gay pics to your flash drive at the same time. Especially when you’re retarded.

    12 years ago at 3:27 pm
  5. Birdies and Thirties

    I’m sure the guys in the first picture on the second page are still happy they decided to put their name and phone numbers up behind them.

    12 years ago at 3:28 pm
  6. NoYouDidnt

    The Pike “manstand” photo has been featured on a previous fail Friday you stupid intern. Regardless, it still makes me want to kick them both in the dick, repeatedly.

    12 years ago at 3:29 pm
  7. HorksAndSwallers

    Which of you retards thought it was a good idea to advertise Nokia phones on the photo page?

    12 years ago at 3:29 pm

  9. Dear Intern,
    Why is Fail Friday always late when you have a week to put it together? If it is posted late again next week, I will come to Texas and slit your throat with a flaccid dick.
    Sincerely,
    John

    12 years ago at 3:34 pm