FAIL FRIDAY: Wintertime Sadness
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Straddling a toilet in your underwear and listening to Wrecking Ball for 4 straight hours. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s pretty weird of you to do that.
Having sex but not wearing a condom and with a girl obviously. TFM.
-Anonymous
Jeepers that’s dangerous! She could get preggers!
Driving your fruck (frat truck) better when you’re wearing boat shoes. TFM.
-Anonymous
I hope you crash your fruck and die.
Giving the midget gf the “we just don’t see eye to eye” line as you break up with her. TFM.
-Anonymous
#Phrasing
All the bros call me “The Zookeeper” because I’m always petting the FRAT snake. Total TFM.
-Anonymous
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Slam sucking the dick, pledge eating the butt. #TFM2007
-Anonymous
Now THAT’S a proper threesome.
I like to live dangerously and by dangerously I mean I like to wear Chubbies when it’s 50 degrees out. TFM.
-Anonymous
I hope your queer thighs get frostbite.
Including on your résumé that you like to have sex with women. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s an important detail that only an idiot would leave out.
When a girl at a party is all like “I shove confetti in my vagina so every queef is a party #justgirlythings” as you nod your head and put on a party hat as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous
#justgirlythings
“Ready bros? I said brr it’s cold in here. I said there must be some geeds in the fratmosphere. I said brr it’s cold in here. I said there must be some geeds in the fratmosphere. I said OTFMO ice ice ice. I said OTFMO ice ice ice.” #bringiton. TFM.
-Anonymous
So much geedness.
Unhappy Holidays, everyone.
#elfie
How’s that view treating you?
Awkward Confederate Christmas.
Christmas swaggy.
Redskins fans are getting weird during this wasted season.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Fucking nerds.
Goober Town, population these two.
NEEEEEEERDS.
when did taking a homoerotic picture become a “good idea”? FYI your picture will be on the internet till the end of time. have fun with the job hunt.
12 years ago at 4:18 pmWell this FF was a bit gayer than usual.
12 years ago at 4:20 pmIt’s about damn time you posted FF, you buttmunch.
12 years ago at 4:33 pmThat chaser might have made up for all the gayness on here.
12 years ago at 4:52 pmThe boner tuck/ raper is definitely at the TKE house on our campus. Not that it’s surprising haha.
12 years ago at 5:28 pmHey intern, that video “How to pick up chicks” was for you, not FF. You obviously have some weird fetish for naked Christmas themed fraternity guys.
12 years ago at 6:26 pm“Fifth stEp”
pussy
12 years ago at 6:55 pmIf TSM had this much nudity it might be worth half a shit
12 years ago at 9:12 pmThis deserves to be the top comment.
12 years ago at 1:06 am^^Balls in your court, ladies
12 years ago at 10:31 am^ Not that kind of nudity.
12 years ago at 12:27 amThere better be rush pussy to make up for this, Intern.
12 years ago at 11:21 pmAm I happy Triangle got on here?
Yes. Yes I am.
12 years ago at 2:17 am