FAIL FRIDAY: Woke As A Joke
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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This weekend I plan on lubing up my piece before each party and rolling in ready to slip ‘n slide. TFM.
Proactively lubing your piece up in anticipation of intercourse is psychotic.
Getting your CPR certification, becoming a lifeguard at the pool where the high school babes hang, and biding your time. TFM.
Vegas has the over-under on you ending up on a watch list at 6 months.
Gameday is everyday for your boy because he’s a straight up player slanging meat at this breeder bitches. TFM.
Please never submit anything to this website ever again.
Getting blackout drunk and commenting “Sup?” on every hot girl you follow on Instagram’s most recent post. TFM.
That’s probably not the move, tbh.
Applying a generous amount of Rogaine to your testicles in an attempt to grow a luscious forest of ball hair. TFM.
Going to have your nuts looking like a Chia pet.
Hitting the Taco Bell drivethru late night and ordering a large side of pussy. TFM.
That’s not on the menu, sir.
Walking into Red Lobster and asking for a dozen bibs so you can wear them while you go down on mamis. TFM.
Just a heads up, chicks might find it weird when you put on a bib mid-hookup.
“I play the drums, pa-rum pu-pum pum. Touch my wangalang.” -Me 2 ur mum. TFM.
I don’t even know what to say.
Take me to that fratty place where the sorosties do naughty things and sit on your frace (frat face). TFM.
Your frace? God damn it, man.
My idea of a low-key weekend is railing out 3 Tri-Delts at the same time while my pledge bro wearing a Care Bear costume smokes loud in the corner and films it. TFM.
No one on the planet considers that to be low-key, you deviant.
Chaser
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The dude scaring the chicks away looks like Dorn.
7 years ago at 1:37 pmLooks like a meth addict that got plastic surgery but only on the bottom half of his face
7 years ago at 2:33 pmDude eating glass might actually be a psycho
7 years ago at 1:45 pmTKE fucks
7 years ago at 1:48 pmOther dudes
Upton’s boobs keep sinking lower and lower. But I’m kind of ok with it.
7 years ago at 2:00 pmTwo old country boys went down to the swimming hole. When they pulled their shirts off, one of them had horrible lacerations all over his back. “What happened to you?!” his friend asked. “I got that makin’ love,” the boy replied. “Makin love?” his friend said. “What were ya doin, bangin’ a bobcat?” “No,” the boy said. “My foot slipped off the singletree and the discer ran over me.” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
7 years ago at 2:22 pmnot even a mention of the rampant amount of cat paraphernalia in photo one.
7 years ago at 2:31 pmIm not gay but that guy is hot
7 years ago at 2:35 pmI’m not gay but I take it up the ass.
7 years ago at 4:15 pmSo, is TFM just ignoring the elephant in the room that another pledge is dead due to hazing? Nice to see this site just ignore stories that don’t fit their agenda. #StopHazing
7 years ago at 3:18 pmGo back to CNN you fucktard
7 years ago at 3:32 pmStory isn’t out yet, geed. Everything is hazing. And it will be ruled hazing, at least by the university, because he was drunk and underage. No doubt they have “tips” to sift through, but don’t expect anything until the actually investigation is complete.
7 years ago at 3:41 pmWho do you know here
7 years ago at 6:16 pmMy great great uncle died killing Nazis. Does that mean we should’ve stopped killing Nazis?
7 years ago at 8:50 pm‘Every bitch at this party will surely want my dick once I eat this glass’
7 years ago at 3:50 pmHow do all these dudes not get boners during the spooning pics?? I’m not gay but sometimes it just happens naturally when you’re lying close to someone like that
7 years ago at 4:23 pmWord
7 years ago at 5:42 pm