FAIL FRIDAY: World Cup Of Failure
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Handing out popsicles at your philanthropy to see which girls give the best head. TFM.

You sir, are a genius.

Frat Pitt’ing a Freestone to your bro Fratthew Fratconaughey across balconies in NOLA, then him throwing back beads cause you show him your freiner. Then seeing tits at some point. TFM.

Your mom dropped you on your head when you were a baby.

Her saying, “That was a lot smaller than I was expecting,” due to you telling her that you’re well endowed because you knew she was a total size queen. TFM.

Fuckin’ TSQs, man, they’re always judging.

Some have a farmer’s tan at mid-bicep. I have a frat tan at mid-thigh. TFM.

You also have a mushroom stamp on your forehead.

Finishing sex by yelling, “This is Sparta!” and kicking her off the bed. TFM.

Solid finishing move.

Being known on campus as “The Frockless Monster.” It’s like the Lochness monster except my frat rod is huge and I’m in a frat. TFM.

It sounds like you’re frock-less. Like you’re lacking frock.

Trying to fuck a Delt to prove that they’re all gay. TFM.

That’s an interesting strategy.

Wearing a wife beater but treating my girlfriend with the utmost respect. MISDIRECTION IS FRAT. TFM.

Alrighty then.

Cutting the sleeves out of your high school letter jacket and wearing it all bad ass. TFM.

If cutting the sleeves off your high school letter jacket and wearing it all bad ass isn’t frat, I don’t know what is.

I dream about you intern. Your blurred face in all the videos gets me going. When i find you ill blur your memory and do dirty things to you

Hoping it’s a roofie-wielding chick.

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They call him Mr. Take Your Bitch.
They call him Mr. Take Your Bitch.
Raging and tanning your abs in a kiddie pool. TFM.
Raging and tanning your abs in a kiddie pool. TFM.
His cargos and aluminum helmet protect him from alien abduction.
His cargos and aluminum helmet protect him from alien abduction.
The Fratmobile.
The Fratmobile.
I'm afraid he just blue himself.
He just blue himself.
Looks like that popcorn party got a little out of hand.
Looks like that popcorn party got a little out of hand.
He's about to swoop in for the kill.
He’s about to swoop in for the kill.
It's the Boy Scout motto.
It’s the Boy Scout motto.
Awkwardly sexual composite photos. TFM.
Awkwardly sexual composite photos. TFM.
Let it flow, buddy.
Let it flow, buddy.
Extra chromosome, zero fucks.
Extra chromosome, zero fucks.
Daddy's little princess.
Daddy’s little princess.
It's a satchel. Indiana Jones wore one.
It’s a satchel. Indiana Jones wore one.
Taste the fratbow.
Taste the fratbow.
Nice cape.
Nice cape, super doofus.
Dreams really can come true.
Dreams really can come true.
He is having the time of his fucking life.
He is having the time of his fucking life.
This is what the end of an unsuccessful night looks like.
This is what the end of an unsuccessful night looks like.
Never mind, this is what the end of an unsuccessful night looks like.
Never mind, this is what the end of an unsuccessful night looks like.
Wish I didnt have to blur his face. He was smiling in his sleep like a lunatic.
Wish I didn’t have to blur his face. He was smiling in his sleep like a lunatic.

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  6. NattyIceman

    I want to strangle the intern with that god forsaken mantank and then dissolve his dead body in the stomach acid that dude puked up on his bed. You fail at existing.

    10 years ago at 2:55 am