FAIL FRIDAY: Worst Of The Worst
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 22 photos, and seven videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Being able to tell if she’s got a hairy butthole just by looking at her. TFM.

That, my friend, is a valuable skill.

When you get head lice and some chick asks why you missed class so you tell her you got AIDS and she invites you to bang her anyway. TFM.

This terrible story was just a waste of everyone’s time.

Only making 69 mile trips in my truck. TFM.

Fuck the ozone layer.

Making a pledge hang out with you and play Super Smash Bros. because none of your “brothers” really want to. TFM.

Aw poor you. Suck it up kid.

Just got married, introduce my wife as my first wife to remind her she’s replaceable. Never too old to be TFTC. TFM.

Hey what a fun joke.

Hosting the hottest dorm pregames in the building with the coolest bros and your GDI quitter roommate isn’t aloud to attend. TFM.

Love me a hot dorm pregame.

Porked a girl bareback in the storage area of a basement. Pulled out and finished all over the ground. We kept going and I got my splooge all over my coat. Told a girl later on it was icing and she licked it. TFM.

That’s kinda on her. Who licks anything off another person’s coat?

Southern Tide wanted me to be a model for them but my wang won’t fit into any of their chinos! TFM.

Having a gigantic wang comes with its downsides!

Using your own tears as lubricant to masturbate to pictures of your childhood cat. TFM.

You get out of here you sick son of a bitch.

Repeatedly flicking the head of a pledge’s penis as hard as you can. TFM.

Nothing wrong with this in my opinion.

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Probably not the organization you want to compare yourselves to.
Probably not the organization you want to compare yourselves to.
Another night gone wrong.
Another night gone wrong.
Hey we all have to sleep somewhere.
We all have to sleep somewhere.
Merely a flesh wound.
Merely a flesh wound.
So frat so cute.
So frat, so cute.
That there is butt pee.
That there is butt pee.
God damn it, guys.
God damn it, guys.
Looks like things are going well on the course.
I see things are going well on the course.
The look of seduction.
The look of seduction.
You dudes are gonna get fried so hard.
You dudes are gonna get fried so hard.
Can't spell for shit though.
Can’t spell for shit though.
He's enjoying that a little too much.
He’s enjoying that a little too much.
They got absolutely #munted.
They got absolutely #munted.
Is he though?
Is he though?
Height doesn't matter.
Height doesn’t matter.
If you can't even get your pants off, you did good.
If you can’t even get your pants off, you did good.
A sad state of affairs.
A sad state of affairs.
Sometimes your outfit is baller but you yack anyway.
Sometimes your outfit is baller but you yack anyway.
This one is probably a black mark on your rep.
This one is probably a black mark on your rep.
Man and woman down.
Man and woman down.
Can you people stop doing this -- it isn't funny.
Can everyone stop doing this — it isn’t funny.
Some people just aren't dog people.
Some people just aren’t dog people.

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Swinging for the fences. #TFM

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"Are you alive?" #TFM

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"What just happened?" #TFM

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  2. RageEveryDay

    Holy shit, some of those guys in the twilight picture are paler than Bacon. Didn’t think that was possible

    9 years ago at 11:55 am
  5. JakeFromState

    Please explain to me while dudes feel the need to pose like chicks and think it’s okay or funny. Its fucking weird.

    9 years ago at 2:55 pm
  6. thadcastle2

    Bold choice of words with the “munted” pic..
    Munting (verb) To find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach – causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.

    9 years ago at 4:01 pm