FAIL FRIDAY: You Ain’t Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Accidentally including family members when you drunkenly send a Snapchat of some little number flicking her bean at a hometown Christmas party. TFM.
-Alabama
Why wasn’t I invited to this Christmas party?
Stealing and popping most of Grandma’s back pills while she’s taking her afternoon nap. TFM.
-Connecticut
I like the way you party.
Laying a fat yule log in Grandpa’s toilet before he comes to stay for Christmas to subtly let him know that he’s not welcome here. So frat, so college. TFM. #fuckyougrandpa #whywontyoufuckingdiealreadyyougeed
-Florida
#whywontyoufuckingdiealreadyyougeed is my new favorite hashtag.
Acting extra macho around the gay bros so they won’t try anything. TFM
-Tennessee
Whenever I see a gay dude I immediately drop down and start cranking out pushups so he knows I’m macho as fuck.
Limo rental: $300. Nice steak dinner: $80. Necklace from Tiffany: $200. The moment when she asks you to pee in her butt: priceless. TFM.
-Virginia
You can’t put a price on butt pee.
My frat bone is 3.14 inches flacid and 6.9 inches erekt. TFM.
-Anonymous
Thanks for sharing.
Officer: Son, why are you walking funny? Fratstar (me): You try lugging this 13-inch thundercock around. TFratM.
-New York
BOOM drop the thundercock on that pig.
Blackballing a pledge while he’s fucking a slam then punching him in the groin repeatedly thus beating and making his balls black and blue. TFM(s). That’s some symbolic shit intern throw me a fucking bone here.
-New York
God you’re sick.
Walking to McDonald’s in your boxers, boat shoes, and a blanket in the snow! TFM.
-Anonymous
Wow. What a fucking accomplishment. Quick, someone get this loser a medal.
Fracking off (frat jacking off) into a Santa hat to a fantasy of Mrs. Claus in full view of the family’s nativity scene of baby Jesus after driving home blasted from your Uncle’s house because you needed some relief after seeing your smoking aunt. TFM.
-New York
Whelp, that’ll do it for 2013.
Peeing your pants is the coolest.
Bestiality. TFM.
Mother of God! Keep that shirt down!
Rub-a-dub-dub.
#datass
Perfectly executed selfie.
Green Lantern letters?
Some guys just can’t handle raging in the backseat.
That’s frat.
Nipple pasties. TFTC.
I fucking hate you Intern, with every fiber of my being.
If you think I won’t throat punch a retard, you are completely wrong, you sodomite. I will equalize you.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmIt’s very difficult to establish yourself into TFM tradition, and you have done it. I’m sure you make a post a week that’s more than worthy for FF, but intern considers it nepotism and is a faggot, as you hand him a limerita and lead him back to your house to bang.
12 years ago at 12:41 amI wouldn’t even waste a limerita on him, he only deserves O’Doul’s.
12 years ago at 1:23 amI expect every SAE at GT to be similar to that doucher.
12 years ago at 1:32 pmThis week was especially brutal for some reason…These “FratStars” are honestly something out of a GDI’s nightmare…I read through fail friday second guessing my lifestyle choice, and then I get to the chaser and know that everything will be ok. I realize that these dweebs are on Fail Friday for a reason.
12 years ago at 1:46 pmI can only hope ‘Fail Friday’ serves as a warning to future rush chairs and that they will weed out the low hanging fruit that is plaguing the Greek system and giving us a bad name.
The third video is actual footage of Dorn his sophomore year.
12 years ago at 1:54 pmThat dog probably puked on him for having Justin Beiber’s hairstyle.
12 years ago at 2:03 pmNot one pike picture, i think the apocalypse is going to happen
12 years ago at 2:25 pmWow now I know how to “frat hard, and frat often” on gameday thanks to the tool at GT.
12 years ago at 2:26 pm^
12 years ago at 11:47 pmIt’s pretty obvious to me that this Davey Jones character is the intern’s true identity, and that dumbass one person interview is what he does for fun, since he is too much of a fuck to have any real friends.
12 years ago at 3:09 pmI’ve never seen someone who fits the image of a serial killer more than that dude in the “Interview with the frat boy” video.
12 years ago at 3:16 pmI’m just trying to figure out why there are so many world of warcraft ads on this site.
12 years ago at 4:13 pmInternet ads are tailored to what you search on the internet.
12 years ago at 4:20 pm