Fail Friday: You Know it’s the Alabama Video
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Replacing grandpa’s pills with laxatives and having family pools on what time he’ll shit his pants. TFTC.
-Alabama
Put me down for a Benjamin on the 10-20 minute block.
My dad may be a GDI, but he did get me Tommy Hilfiger polos for my birthday. He’s catching on. TFM.
-South Carolina
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I had sex with a pregnant slam. It was my first threesome. TFM.
-South Carolina
You’ll have plenty of threesomes in hell.
Motion to bring back popped collars. TFM.
-Tennessee
Motion denied.
Convincing yourself that the shot of your own urine you were just dared to take will get you more drunk. TFM.
-Kansas
The dude in the movie “127 Hours” did it. It’s cool.
Being a rushee and frattin harder than most fraternities on campus. TFM.
-Alabama
These kinds of posts get me excited for hazing season.
Fell out of a moving car and didn’t spill the natty. TFM.
-Florida
Well, that’s what’s truly important…
Slammed with a girl I met at our latest party. Found out that she had a fake I.D. and was really born in 1996. TFM.
-Texas
You carded her?
Stole GDI roommate’s boxers, got wasted, accidentally pooped in them, and without washing, put them in the bottom of his drawer. TFM.
-Florida
This is hilarious, but shitting yourself is a fail.
While working this summer at a fast food restaurant, the first day of work I told them I don’t wear hats only visors. TFM.
-Mississippi
There are way too many fast food employees using this site.
What the fuck is Gamma Delta Chi?
She also has “N” tatted on her left ass cheek, and “F” on the right.
TFTC pool boner.
Fohawk is the new frat swoop.
Thank God they’ve got condoms to use for all the sex that flocks their direction.
Another week, another fantastic friday.
Also, FIRST.
13 years ago at 10:39 amTheres no place for that shit on this site, go back to trolling youtube videos you fuck.
13 years ago at 11:49 amshut up…fucking first.
13 years ago at 3:53 pmyour naaaaaaame.
13 years ago at 12:33 pmWhere’s the Chili’s guy, and PKA is at it again. Another FF in the books.
13 years ago at 10:42 amapparently he’s working fast food now
13 years ago at 10:51 amChilis-to-go?
13 years ago at 11:18 am^Hahahahhaha This guy
13 years ago at 12:06 pmWhat the fuck is Rho Kappa Alpha?
13 years ago at 12:34 pmNot knowing the Greek Alphabet & getting kicked off campus – NF
Rho Kappa Alpha is the honors fraternity designated for turds that go around questioning the obvious and playing the grammar check game on informal satirical websites.
13 years ago at 12:45 pm^see what he did there?
13 years ago at 1:24 pm^too drunk to seeit
13 years ago at 1:54 amThe threesome one was funny as fuck
13 years ago at 10:43 am^ A truely, truely funny observation
13 years ago at 11:36 amtruly truly*
13 years ago at 2:39 pmCausing abortions with your dick. TFTC?
13 years ago at 2:58 pm^ Well not yours, but I get what you mean.
13 years ago at 3:19 pm^small penis joke. ha.
13 years ago at 9:47 pmDouble pike. NF
13 years ago at 10:44 amI don’t care how bad this is, trophy wives gotta have fun too.
13 years ago at 10:47 amSecond. I wouldn’t pull out of any of ’em.
13 years ago at 11:32 amThis definitely makes up for last week.
13 years ago at 10:47 amShut the fuck up
13 years ago at 11:37 amMotion to blackball “OrderontheBorder” for being an asshole.
13 years ago at 12:09 pmMotion to black ball “Great White North” for being a pussy and for even suggesting I be blackballed.
13 years ago at 12:12 pmMotion to blackball me on the grounds that I have white balls and would love to know what black balls would look like on me.
13 years ago at 12:15 pmHave you seen those double oreos with chocolate on one side and vanilla on the other. That.
13 years ago at 12:34 pmLook to the cookie Elaine!
13 years ago at 1:16 pmit’s an ut-oh Oreo. Only real Oreos are white on the inside.
13 years ago at 2:04 amFirst descent fail Friday in a while.
13 years ago at 10:48 amdescent
13 years ago at 11:33 amdescent
13 years ago at 11:50 ammisspelling decent twice NF
13 years ago at 11:53 amThree by my count, but close.
13 years ago at 12:16 pmdescent
13 years ago at 12:41 pm^ No.
13 years ago at 12:44 pmMother of God.
13 years ago at 1:07 pmdescent
13 years ago at 1:17 pmdescent
13 years ago at 1:27 pmas far as Im concerned spelling doesnt matter thats what secretaries are for… that and office sex scandals
13 years ago at 1:32 pmdecent.
13 years ago at 1:58 pmDildo?
13 years ago at 3:15 pm1680: Actually it does matter if you want to be successful in life. Swing and a miss. Take a lap champ.
13 years ago at 5:57 pm…
13 years ago at 7:18 pmdescent
13 years ago at 7:23 pmDecint
13 years ago at 8:09 pmTee Scent. The smell you get after 18 holes.
13 years ago at 8:27 pm^That’s more interesting than misspelling.
13 years ago at 1:58 amdescent
13 years ago at 6:06 pmdick scent
13 years ago at 12:07 amdescent
13 years ago at 11:07 amdescent
13 years ago at 3:39 pmGDchI
13 years ago at 10:48 amWhat’s wrong with carding your slams? Gotta save what little of a reputation I have left. Actually, never mind, TFTC.
13 years ago at 10:49 amHaving sex with 14 year old’s. TFTC?
13 years ago at 11:18 am^not being able to do math. TFTC?
13 years ago at 11:40 amNothing tighter than a 12 year old…
13 years ago at 11:45 amYou must’ve forgotten the illusive 11 year old.
13 years ago at 11:46 amIf they can count, they can mount
13 years ago at 11:53 amelusive*
13 years ago at 11:53 amget em before the hair does
13 years ago at 11:56 amIf there’s grass in the field play ball. But if not, you can still have a scrimmage.
13 years ago at 12:39 pmOld enough to pee, old enough for me.
13 years ago at 1:09 pmToo young to talk, too young to testify.
13 years ago at 1:28 pmIf there’s grass on the field play ball….if not turn em over and play ball in the mud.
13 years ago at 2:37 pmI have never seen so many botched sayings^
13 years ago at 2:46 pmOld enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
13 years ago at 2:53 pmOld enough to poopie, old enough to roofie.
13 years ago at 2:54 pm^ Freaking Pike convention here.
13 years ago at 3:05 pmIf you can play in the mud, you can swim through the blood
13 years ago at 3:12 pmOne in the bushel’s worth one in the poop shoot.
13 years ago at 3:16 pmI like my women like I like my scotch. 12 years old and mixed with coke.
13 years ago at 4:40 pm^ Frataholic
13 years ago at 6:46 pm12 and over bend em over.
13 years ago at 9:12 pmA penny saved is a penny earned… fuck.
13 years ago at 7:20 amI have to tell you, I’m Chris Hansen with dateline NBC…
13 years ago at 11:33 am^ That wasn’t funny. I award you no credit for what you said.
13 years ago at 1:39 pmYou know what the best part about fucking twenty eight year olds is? There’s 20 of them.
13 years ago at 7:56 pmFrattery I am fucking crying right now lmfao
13 years ago at 11:18 amAs terrible as this cluster fuck of comments is, it’s so fucking funny.
13 years ago at 6:38 pmIf she’s old enough to crawl, she’s in the right position.
13 years ago at 3:16 amSmells like fish but tastes like chicken; hold the nose and keep on lickin’!!
13 years ago at 11:27 amFrattery so fucking funny
13 years ago at 3:43 amThe “I had sex with a pregnant slam. It was my first threesome. TFM” is a line from a Tyler the Creator song. Taking lyrics from a weird rapper. NF
13 years ago at 10:50 amKnowing the lyrics of a weird rapper. NF
13 years ago at 11:08 amWay to call yourself out.
I hate you fratyard_vines.
13 years ago at 11:39 amWell I’m not on the internet looking to make friends.
13 years ago at 11:42 am^ Change your face or I’m going to change it for you
13 years ago at 11:49 amWipe that face off your head bitch.
13 years ago at 11:52 amBoy you better shut your mouth when your talking to me
13 years ago at 12:09 pmI’ll be your friend fratyard_vines, it’s okay bud.
13 years ago at 12:14 pm^Looking for friends on TFM. NF.
13 years ago at 1:08 pmI find this hilarious.
13 years ago at 2:10 pmGolf Wang
13 years ago at 5:44 pmIt’s like a listserv argument…can we get those two into the basement with some boxing gloves and settle this already?
13 years ago at 6:49 pmOrderontheborder is winning this one
13 years ago at 8:12 pmFighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics, even if you win you are still retarded.
13 years ago at 9:03 pmMaking fun of people with disabilities. NF.
13 years ago at 10:23 pmOFWGKTA
13 years ago at 11:00 amTake this argument to the TSM portion of this website, thanks.
13 years ago at 7:21 pmYou’re telling me Tyler the Creator shouts out to TFM in a song? OFWGTFMTA.
13 years ago at 3:08 pmSwag.
13 years ago at 4:47 pm