Fail Friday: You Know it’s the Alabama Video
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Replacing grandpa’s pills with laxatives and having family pools on what time he’ll shit his pants. TFTC.
-Alabama
Put me down for a Benjamin on the 10-20 minute block.
My dad may be a GDI, but he did get me Tommy Hilfiger polos for my birthday. He’s catching on. TFM.
-South Carolina
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I had sex with a pregnant slam. It was my first threesome. TFM.
-South Carolina
You’ll have plenty of threesomes in hell.
Motion to bring back popped collars. TFM.
-Tennessee
Motion denied.
Convincing yourself that the shot of your own urine you were just dared to take will get you more drunk. TFM.
-Kansas
The dude in the movie “127 Hours” did it. It’s cool.
Being a rushee and frattin harder than most fraternities on campus. TFM.
-Alabama
These kinds of posts get me excited for hazing season.
Fell out of a moving car and didn’t spill the natty. TFM.
-Florida
Well, that’s what’s truly important…
Slammed with a girl I met at our latest party. Found out that she had a fake I.D. and was really born in 1996. TFM.
-Texas
You carded her?
Stole GDI roommate’s boxers, got wasted, accidentally pooped in them, and without washing, put them in the bottom of his drawer. TFM.
-Florida
This is hilarious, but shitting yourself is a fail.
While working this summer at a fast food restaurant, the first day of work I told them I don’t wear hats only visors. TFM.
-Mississippi
There are way too many fast food employees using this site.
What the fuck is Gamma Delta Chi?
She also has “N” tatted on her left ass cheek, and “F” on the right.
TFTC pool boner.
Fohawk is the new frat swoop.
Thank God they’ve got condoms to use for all the sex that flocks their direction.
That video shows why men get headaches all the time. But dammit, they just look and smell so good.
13 years ago at 10:50 amThe ability to smell through the internet. TFM.
13 years ago at 11:46 am^ having the name “bid.” FaF.
13 years ago at 11:58 amPike is good for something, a nice laugh every Friday afternoon at the office.
13 years ago at 10:51 amwell said.
13 years ago at 10:54 amwell played
13 years ago at 11:58 amwell done
13 years ago at 8:29 pmMotion passed
13 years ago at 12:28 ammedium well
13 years ago at 3:41 amAgreed
13 years ago at 3:48 amgreat point. PIKE’s actually do have a purpose in this world.
13 years ago at 2:49 pmthe world needs ditch diggers too you know
13 years ago at 9:30 pmGuy in the front right of the fohawk pic looks like he’s well aware how NF this picture is but has already given up on life.
13 years ago at 10:51 am“Where did I go wrong?”
13 years ago at 10:57 amGood eye.
13 years ago at 1:12 pmsuicide watch, TFTC?
13 years ago at 4:31 pmSorry Saban Gaytion, you tried way too hard in that video.
13 years ago at 10:51 am^ I see what you did there
13 years ago at 11:42 amAt least most of the Bama girls were hot. It’s not too bad if you watch it on mute
13 years ago at 10:53 amThey should be mute even with the sound on.
13 years ago at 11:16 am^this
13 years ago at 12:04 pm^Agreed
13 years ago at 12:12 pm1996?…I wish you could give the FBI this dudes information for being a serial rapist of 15 year olds…
13 years ago at 10:53 amPretty sure unless he’s taking them across state lines that would be a state offense.
13 years ago at 3:08 pmwhat i want to know is why there was a 15 year old at the party
13 years ago at 11:30 amFellow PIKE brethren, please stop being so NF. Thanks gentlemen.
13 years ago at 10:54 amamen
13 years ago at 11:14 amDon’t worry about it, Slag. If your chapter frats, just continue doing that and let these NF chapters do their own thing. They are still our brothers, just not ones that should not be affiliated with this site whatsoever. Consider them the retarded brother you love because you have to. Just pour another glass of bourbon and laugh at it along with the rest of the Greek community on here because, well frankly, it is fucking ridiculously hilarious. Phi Phi, gentlemen.
13 years ago at 11:39 amPhi Phi.
13 years ago at 11:58 amppka
13 years ago at 12:45 pmPhi Phi
13 years ago at 1:12 pmBut on a serious note can we at least hunt these retards down and beat some sense into them?
13 years ago at 2:39 pm“not ones that should not be affiliated with this site” Really?
13 years ago at 3:10 pmwe got those mohawks to raise money for cancer research… so i guess that make cancer fratty, its pretty sad how you can throw brothers under the bus after reading some retards blog on this site. nice to see you guys really exemplify SLAG.
Phi Phi ( if you “brothers” even remember what that means)
13 years ago at 5:48 pmI wasnt throwing anyone under the bus, and I appreciate your philanthropy. But if you take a picture of you and all your friends with frohawks, please dont put it on TFM. It makes all of us look bad.
13 years ago at 11:47 ampikes trying act like its only a select few that act that way…ha
13 years ago at 9:45 pmThis guy^^
13 years ago at 8:11 amThe boner guy kinda looks like ken coisgrove from mad men
13 years ago at 10:54 amI was looking at his face the whole time too…
13 years ago at 1:30 pmHe had a boner in that picture?
13 years ago at 3:23 amHe had a face?
13 years ago at 2:25 amPlease kill all of these people.
13 years ago at 10:55 am^hahaha.
13 years ago at 11:47 amPikes appearing on Fail Friday…shocking.
13 years ago at 10:55 am