Fail Friday: You Know it’s the Alabama Video
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Replacing grandpa’s pills with laxatives and having family pools on what time he’ll shit his pants. TFTC.
-Alabama
Put me down for a Benjamin on the 10-20 minute block.
My dad may be a GDI, but he did get me Tommy Hilfiger polos for my birthday. He’s catching on. TFM.
-South Carolina
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I had sex with a pregnant slam. It was my first threesome. TFM.
-South Carolina
You’ll have plenty of threesomes in hell.
Motion to bring back popped collars. TFM.
-Tennessee
Motion denied.
Convincing yourself that the shot of your own urine you were just dared to take will get you more drunk. TFM.
-Kansas
The dude in the movie “127 Hours” did it. It’s cool.
Being a rushee and frattin harder than most fraternities on campus. TFM.
-Alabama
These kinds of posts get me excited for hazing season.
Fell out of a moving car and didn’t spill the natty. TFM.
-Florida
Well, that’s what’s truly important…
Slammed with a girl I met at our latest party. Found out that she had a fake I.D. and was really born in 1996. TFM.
-Texas
You carded her?
Stole GDI roommate’s boxers, got wasted, accidentally pooped in them, and without washing, put them in the bottom of his drawer. TFM.
-Florida
This is hilarious, but shitting yourself is a fail.
While working this summer at a fast food restaurant, the first day of work I told them I don’t wear hats only visors. TFM.
-Mississippi
There are way too many fast food employees using this site.
What the fuck is Gamma Delta Chi?
She also has “N” tatted on her left ass cheek, and “F” on the right.
TFTC pool boner.
Fohawk is the new frat swoop.
Thank God they’ve got condoms to use for all the sex that flocks their direction.
at least they’re slams.
13 years ago at 10:58 amIs it only me, or does everyone else laugh more at the Fail Friday posts than at the actual TFM wall posts?
13 years ago at 10:59 amit’s just you Fred
13 years ago at 12:00 pmWell you see FF only comes once a week. Normal posts pour in all day with an exterme lack of originality, so when FF gets here its a chance to see some original material that isnt going to cut the proverbial mustard. So yes it has come to the point that we would rather see bad new material than par or sub par old material.
13 years ago at 12:01 pmIt’s just like how espn has the not top ten every friday and it’s so much better than the actual top plays
13 years ago at 12:36 pmI’d like to see another Sterling Cooper’s Heroes soon; that’s some good reading.
13 years ago at 9:48 pmTFTC pool boner was hilarious.
13 years ago at 11:00 amAgreed
13 years ago at 11:17 amThe asian in the last picture is flicking me off. I’m going to eat his chinese fucking family.
13 years ago at 11:01 amwhat do you really expect from pikes
13 years ago at 11:06 am^^ Nah, he’ll eat you first…..and then your dog
13 years ago at 5:25 pmWhy bother? You’ll just be hungry again in an hour.
13 years ago at 10:43 amTommy Hilfiger? I really hope that one was done on purpose. If not I’m sure there’s some Skechers layin around somewhere
13 years ago at 11:03 amsomeone explain why Tommy isn’t frat? i don’t where it but some stuff looks good
13 years ago at 11:18 amwhere it
13 years ago at 11:35 amHow do you “where” clothes? I didn’t know community college had fraternities.
13 years ago at 11:36 amThere is ONE article of Tommy Hilfiger clothing that is frat… It’s a t-shirt with the Declaration of Independence on it and its in my closet
13 years ago at 12:24 pmNothing frattier than a graphic tee, right Go Frat Win?
13 years ago at 12:59 pmfucking liberal arts police at it again
13 years ago at 11:25 amEvery week Friday comes around, and every time I am proven wrong. It is possible to hate pike more. I bet even geeds hate them.
13 years ago at 11:04 amGeeds hate everybody, even themselves
13 years ago at 11:09 amIts safe to say geeds hate all fraternities
13 years ago at 11:15 amgeeds hate everyone, *especially themselves.
13 years ago at 9:49 pmDoes the rushee post come from Alabama A&M?
13 years ago at 11:06 amProbably Alabama State or UAH haha
13 years ago at 11:40 am^state is HB.
13 years ago at 1:13 amReplacing grandpa’s pills with laxatives and having family pools on what time he’ll shit his pants. TFTC.
That is funny as shit.
13 years ago at 11:06 am^ Well played. I’m sure someone will call that comment NF and the shitstorm will begin though
13 years ago at 11:08 amThat was my post and it is my favorite family pastime.
13 years ago at 11:11 amShitstorm. No pun intended?
13 years ago at 11:36 amWho gives a crap about puns.
13 years ago at 11:53 amTurds.
13 years ago at 12:03 pmPoop mouth. Get the poop out of your mouth.
13 years ago at 9:41 pmI could watch girls jump around all day long. As long as the keep their mouths shut.
13 years ago at 11:12 amAnd that’s the problem. They don’t keep their mouths shut.
13 years ago at 11:14 amI didn’t mind the one with the really southern accent.
13 years ago at 11:38 amhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/591139?page=2
13 years ago at 9:50 pmDammit Pike, how is this even possible?
13 years ago at 11:14 am