Fail Friday: You Know it’s the Alabama Video
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Replacing grandpa’s pills with laxatives and having family pools on what time he’ll shit his pants. TFTC.
-Alabama
Put me down for a Benjamin on the 10-20 minute block.
My dad may be a GDI, but he did get me Tommy Hilfiger polos for my birthday. He’s catching on. TFM.
-South Carolina
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I had sex with a pregnant slam. It was my first threesome. TFM.
-South Carolina
You’ll have plenty of threesomes in hell.
Motion to bring back popped collars. TFM.
-Tennessee
Motion denied.
Convincing yourself that the shot of your own urine you were just dared to take will get you more drunk. TFM.
-Kansas
The dude in the movie “127 Hours” did it. It’s cool.
Being a rushee and frattin harder than most fraternities on campus. TFM.
-Alabama
These kinds of posts get me excited for hazing season.
Fell out of a moving car and didn’t spill the natty. TFM.
-Florida
Well, that’s what’s truly important…
Slammed with a girl I met at our latest party. Found out that she had a fake I.D. and was really born in 1996. TFM.
-Texas
You carded her?
Stole GDI roommate’s boxers, got wasted, accidentally pooped in them, and without washing, put them in the bottom of his drawer. TFM.
-Florida
This is hilarious, but shitting yourself is a fail.
While working this summer at a fast food restaurant, the first day of work I told them I don’t wear hats only visors. TFM.
-Mississippi
There are way too many fast food employees using this site.
What the fuck is Gamma Delta Chi?
She also has “N” tatted on her left ass cheek, and “F” on the right.
TFTC pool boner.
Fohawk is the new frat swoop.
Thank God they’ve got condoms to use for all the sex that flocks their direction.
Can someone explain why Tommy Hilfiger isn’t frat?
13 years ago at 11:15 amAlthough i dont own any, im right there with you, why is it NF?
13 years ago at 11:16 amreally?
13 years ago at 11:17 amIf you have to ask, you don’t need to know.
13 years ago at 11:49 amIt’s not that it’s NF, but it definitely doesn’t rival polo, BB, etc.
13 years ago at 12:06 pmPosting this in the comments twice? You must really be upset
13 years ago at 12:26 pmTommy’s latest spring collections was very good. He also partnered up with KJP. There are some quality pieces, including polos.
13 years ago at 11:59 pm“My dad may be a GDI, but he did get me Tommy Hilfiger polos for my birthday. He’s catching on. TFM.
-South Carolina
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.”
– Hey intern I think you meant, “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tee” right?
13 years ago at 11:18 am^ Shut the fuck up
13 years ago at 11:45 am^ Leave a comment that doesn’t say “Shut the fuck up,” you uneducated cunt.
13 years ago at 3:32 amThe natty thing is actually pretty impressive
13 years ago at 11:19 amAgreed.
13 years ago at 12:27 pmAgreed. Should have made the wall.
13 years ago at 12:28 pmEvery week there’s one legitimately funny post that should have made the wall instead of the same garbage that’s been posted a hundred times before (looking at you, inseam-length-related posts).
13 years ago at 12:43 pmPlease for the love of God, stop making those gay “rap” videos!!!!!!! If I was a PNM I would skip rush!
13 years ago at 11:20 amTake it easy on the exclamations there chief.
13 years ago at 12:15 pm^Pretty sure that’s a girl champ.
13 years ago at 3:54 amStole GDI roommate’s boxers, got wasted, accidentally pooped in them, and without washing, put them in the bottom of his drawer. TFM.
-Florida
This is hilarious, but shitting yourself is a fail
Actually shitting your pants is more frat than stealing boxers. Who does that?
13 years ago at 11:26 amTFTC pool boner was hilarious for one. But I got 35 seconds into the video before I had to turn it off because it was so painfully awkward.
13 years ago at 11:26 amThanks, Alabama, for demonstrating why the south is really not cool.
13 years ago at 11:27 amfuck you
13 years ago at 12:12 pmAw nubro, that’s precious. Making fun of the south even though you’re quite aware it’s better than anything you’ve experienced. Nice try though.
13 years ago at 12:48 pm^The South may rise again, but the North never fell.
13 years ago at 1:21 pmYea, because the south was so cool before this video….not. It’s a nice place to go to school but if you want to make money and be successful in an intelligent, modern society get the hell away after you graduate.
13 years ago at 2:39 pmGeorge Wallace, if this is what you mean by “intelligent, modern society”, you can fucking keep it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKwU2cEoRs
13 years ago at 3:25 pm^this
13 years ago at 1:14 amPool boner was hilarious, definitely TFTC
13 years ago at 11:31 amHow does Pike continue to get pledges and remain a national “fraternity” when they continue to dominate Fail Friday consistently every week?
13 years ago at 11:39 amIt’s like intramural sports. Some people just really want to play ball, no matter how poorly.
13 years ago at 11:50 amBecause the people who rush Pike and take these pictures are clearly not the type of people who use this website. Losers have to have a place to gather too, they usually just call it dungeons and dragons… but Pike is shorter
13 years ago at 6:13 pmIf I was apart of that video I would be thoroughly mortified. Bless their hearts that was awful!
13 years ago at 11:40 amwhen you say bless their hearts it just makes people want to punch you in the face.
13 years ago at 2:43 pmgood to know you’re so happy you were in it. personally, im happy that im apart from it. if i was a part of it id be mortified, personally
13 years ago at 3:43 pmGeorge I would really hope you wouldn’t punch a girl, but if one phrase makes you want to punch someone you should prob seek anger management.
13 years ago at 1:23 pm^this. from a girl. Srat on lionsanddiamonds
13 years ago at 11:24 am