Fail Friday: You Know it’s the Alabama Video
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Replacing grandpa’s pills with laxatives and having family pools on what time he’ll shit his pants. TFTC.
-Alabama

Put me down for a Benjamin on the 10-20 minute block.

My dad may be a GDI, but he did get me Tommy Hilfiger polos for my birthday. He’s catching on. TFM.
-South Carolina

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I had sex with a pregnant slam. It was my first threesome. TFM.
-South Carolina

You’ll have plenty of threesomes in hell.

Motion to bring back popped collars. TFM.
-Tennessee

Motion denied.

Convincing yourself that the shot of your own urine you were just dared to take will get you more drunk. TFM.
-Kansas

The dude in the movie “127 Hours” did it. It’s cool.

Being a rushee and frattin harder than most fraternities on campus. TFM.
-Alabama

These kinds of posts get me excited for hazing season.

Fell out of a moving car and didn’t spill the natty. TFM.
-Florida

Well, that’s what’s truly important…

Slammed with a girl I met at our latest party. Found out that she had a fake I.D. and was really born in 1996. TFM.
-Texas

You carded her?

Stole GDI roommate’s boxers, got wasted, accidentally pooped in them, and without washing, put them in the bottom of his drawer. TFM.
-Florida

This is hilarious, but shitting yourself is a fail.

While working this summer at a fast food restaurant, the first day of work I told them I don’t wear hats only visors. TFM.
-Mississippi

There are way too many fast food employees using this site.


What the fuck is Gamma Delta Chi?


She also has “N” tatted on her left ass cheek, and “F” on the right.


TFTC pool boner.


Fohawk is the new frat swoop.


Thank God they’ve got condoms to use for all the sex that flocks their direction.

Sorry Bama not this time:

  4. DownToFrat

    I just cannot understand what was going through those girl’s heads. Did they not watch it after filming? I’m literally speechless. If anyone from my chapter attempted something so stupid they would probably get put on SoPro.

    13 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. Fratabama

      You’re a jackass if you think they made that video because they actually thought it was cool.

      13 years ago at 12:42 pm
    2. DownToFrat

      Someone had to have thought it was cool or else I doubt they would have volunteered to waste their time making complete fools of themselves and their respective sororities.

      13 years ago at 4:03 pm
  5. Minnebrota Brophers

    I feel sorry for all fraternity men at Alabama who will now witness the weakest incoming class of freshman ever. That video must have scared away at least half of the PNMs.

    13 years ago at 12:15 pm
    2. Go Frat Win

      I feel sorry for all football recruiters at Minnesota who will now witness the weakest incoming class of freshman ever. That loss to USD must have scared away at least half of them.

      13 years ago at 12:32 pm
    3. Minnebrota Brophers

      Those slams are fine, it’s the incoming class I would be concerned about (not seriously but for the sake of making fun of the video). And actually, although Minnesota football does suck, they are headed to mediocrity instead of pathetic.

      13 years ago at 12:35 pm
    4. Go Frat Win

      Agreed. My neighbor actually just signed to play football with the Gophers on the offensive line. Let’s hope U of M’s season was better than last.

      13 years ago at 12:41 pm
    5. BroNamath12

      I hope you realize that UA has the nation’s largest sorority recruitment class for the second year in a row, is chartering a new sorority this year, and is in the process of building four brand new multi-million dollar sorority houses.

      Next time please do a little research before you spew out that ignorance again.

      That is all.

      13 years ago at 1:25 pm
    6. Minnebrota Brophers

      I would appreciate if you would shut the fuck up and read my comments to realize I was joking.

      13 years ago at 6:34 pm
  8. Raged and Confused

    You know that slightly embarrassed feeling you get inside when you watch something so fucking retarded that you’re almost speechless?

    I just got that feeling.

    13 years ago at 12:34 pm
    1. Bronan the Barbarian

      Maryland’s team isn’t allowed to join greek life, as far as I know. Is this a div 1 thing, or is it just a Maryland thing?

      13 years ago at 1:49 pm
    3. Bronan the Barbarian

      Ah ok. That’s what I figured. It’s unfortunate, because a lot of the team here would be in a chapter if they could. A lot of our athletes would. Grievous used to come to our parties back when I joined up and a few brothers got to know him. Kid was an absolute douche, but he could fucking rage.

      13 years ago at 4:41 pm