Fail Friday: You Know it’s the Alabama Video
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Replacing grandpa’s pills with laxatives and having family pools on what time he’ll shit his pants. TFTC.
-Alabama
Put me down for a Benjamin on the 10-20 minute block.
My dad may be a GDI, but he did get me Tommy Hilfiger polos for my birthday. He’s catching on. TFM.
-South Carolina
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I had sex with a pregnant slam. It was my first threesome. TFM.
-South Carolina
You’ll have plenty of threesomes in hell.
Motion to bring back popped collars. TFM.
-Tennessee
Motion denied.
Convincing yourself that the shot of your own urine you were just dared to take will get you more drunk. TFM.
-Kansas
The dude in the movie “127 Hours” did it. It’s cool.
Being a rushee and frattin harder than most fraternities on campus. TFM.
-Alabama
These kinds of posts get me excited for hazing season.
Fell out of a moving car and didn’t spill the natty. TFM.
-Florida
Well, that’s what’s truly important…
Slammed with a girl I met at our latest party. Found out that she had a fake I.D. and was really born in 1996. TFM.
-Texas
You carded her?
Stole GDI roommate’s boxers, got wasted, accidentally pooped in them, and without washing, put them in the bottom of his drawer. TFM.
-Florida
This is hilarious, but shitting yourself is a fail.
While working this summer at a fast food restaurant, the first day of work I told them I don’t wear hats only visors. TFM.
-Mississippi
There are way too many fast food employees using this site.
What the fuck is Gamma Delta Chi?
She also has “N” tatted on her left ass cheek, and “F” on the right.
TFTC pool boner.
Fohawk is the new frat swoop.
Thank God they’ve got condoms to use for all the sex that flocks their direction.
Adorable ladies of KKG <3
13 years ago at 5:37 pmIn regard to the photo of brothers of Pi Kappa Alpha with mohawks, not fohawks, you morons…for each brother to receive a mohawk, a 4th Grade teacher of a little boy with leukemia donated $100. Thus, a total of $1400 was donated to this child’s unfortunate illness. If you find this NF, then you are truly a low human being, and certainly not a true representative of Fraternity. They can certainly take a joke, but you should all be disgusted of yourselves to so quickly assume. Perhaps not at your chapters, but at mine Philanthropy was extremely important. This is a vital element to becoming a “True Pike.” These men received praise in their respective Greek community, perhaps it’s a lesson for all of you. I am laughing as I right this, because myself and these brothers win, you lose. Phi Phi Kappa Alpha to all the “True Pikes” reading this and the other respectable ladies and gentlemen. Good day!
13 years ago at 8:26 pmHahaha and yes, I said “right this”…as in making right of your wrongdoing, think about it.
13 years ago at 8:28 pm^Wow man good save on what was about to be a terrible grammatical error.
Oh wait
13 years ago at 7:11 pmugh….spelling…
13 years ago at 11:21 amWhat’s the difference between a GDChi and a GDI?
13 years ago at 9:26 amThe Mohawk picture is not a failure… it was for a charity event.. this happens all the time. People just take pictures of another chapter’s charities or philanthropies and post them as fails because people are looking or acting silly.
13 years ago at 11:21 am“Being a rushee and frattin harder than most fraternities on campus. TFM.
13 years ago at 11:41 am-Alabama. These kinds of posts get me excited for hazing season.”
That^