Fail Friday: You might be bottom tier if…
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m so high right now I just read this last TFM post to my brother like 40 times apparently in my head. I said dude are you listening? thats a funny ass post! He said you haven’t said anything out loud bro. Idk but one of us is lying. TFM.
-Tennessee

Fucking toolbags.

Knowing you only have 5 dollars on your debit card so you take two xanys to the dome before the bars so you dont remeber how much you spent the next day. TFTC.
-Mississippi

I guarantee this guy doesn’t pay dues.

Stretching the skin on the tip of my penis to make it look like my dick is talking to my pledge brothers in the showers at the fraternity house. TFM.
-Tennessee

Being a penis puppeteer. TFM.

I treat my body like I treat my toilet. TFM.
-Louisiana

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Bringing the slampiece to the course so she can be your caddy. TFM.
-Ohio

Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.

Putting “TMF” on your license plate.
-Texas

Total Move Frat license plate. TFTC?

My dad informs all his employees that if they start a fire to pour gasoline on it and run and that they’ll get 20% of the insurance money. TFM.
-Florida

Maybe you should inform your dad that sometimes there’s a fine line between TFTC and prison.

Mom told me I had to clean my room today I did not want to so I fake cried and she felt bad and bought me new golf clubs. TFM.
-Texas

You’re a pussy.

Since we don’t have Fraternity houses, the pledges have to stay at my apartment during Hell Week.
-Florida

#BottomTierProblems

Got blackout last night and just woke up to a cougar in my bed. As I lay here submitting this, I’m pretty sure she is atleast 65. TFM.
-Alabama

Y’all should go to Luby’s for breakfast.


This is the face I make when I’m on Chatroullete.


Mindboggling amount of NF here.


Kissy face.


Who needs girls with this kind of brotherhood.


I would feel the same way if I was you.

15 minutes of shame

    1. TotalFratBro

      They are definitely for tools. That’s why i got “Ray-Ban” tattooed on both of my temples and above the corner of my right eye. FAF

      13 years ago at 12:44 pm
    5. 1776Farmer

      i hope thats sarcasm about the ray-ban tattoo because theres not too many tattoos that are FAF. thats borderline worse than the polo tattoo

      13 years ago at 9:45 am
    6. Lambda Chi Alan

      ^ No, that guy was totally serious. Only the most raging frat stars have Ray Ban temple tattoos…

      13 years ago at 11:20 am
    7. Presidents Son

      Only tattoo I’d ever consider getting are my letters on my shoulder blade.

      13 years ago at 9:54 pm
    9. alwaysclassy

      the amount of people who don’t recognize sarcasm on this site astounds me…

      13 years ago at 2:46 am
    10. ThisDawgsFrat

      Unless of course you’re in the military and are hazing overseas. Then a tattoo is acceptable.

      13 years ago at 7:55 am
  3. Nu_d Since 69

    The first submission from Tennessee was a comment, not a post. I remember reading it and being so confused.

    13 years ago at 11:23 am
    3. Nu_d Since 69

      You are fucking retarded. Im from North Carolina, not tenn. you fucking jackass

      13 years ago at 12:16 pm
    6. Fratent Pending

      No I read it also. It wasn’t Nu 69. I thought it was a repeat from last fail Friday at first.

      13 years ago at 12:33 pm
    8. booze haze slam

      actually none of this ever happened i dont even get high. i left my mac sitting on the kitchen counter at the fraternity house. shit happens.

      13 years ago at 9:12 pm
    9. Fratnannigans

      BROld Spice, Yours Truly, and Leges, I’m pretty sure Nu_d has had more posts on the wall than all of you “fratstars” combined

      13 years ago at 12:00 am
    11. BROld Spice

      I was simply saying whoever wrote it as a comment then turned around and submitted it to the wall.
      You can go play hide and go fuck yourself.

      13 years ago at 10:57 am
    4. Frat in the Hat

      We should all consider the possibility that this man is actually a Pike, and is merely expressing his pride. Just saying.

      13 years ago at 12:15 pm
    9. SouthernByGodsGrace

      I can’t imagine anyone from any chapter being that homo and sending a picture in like this. I hope this crap isn’t being staged.

      13 years ago at 3:17 pm
    2. Go Frat Win

      I don’t know why you would admit to that. There is bold line between TFTC and TDTKTD (too dumb to know the difference).

      13 years ago at 11:52 am
    4. Frataholic

      Penis Puppeteer? Seriously? That’s pretty dumb. Maybe screwing around with the slam but with your pledge brother in the shower? TGayM

      13 years ago at 12:37 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      I’m thinkin he was aiming for “Total Moving Fratter” or Total Motor Frat”….? As in he’s describing himself as frat, and in a moving vehicle, which might be a popular vehicle among fraternity gentlemen?… But he was probably just drunk when he typed it.

      13 years ago at 3:52 pm
  10. bro your boat

    Sometimes I wonder how Pike is consistently in more Fail Fridays than all other fraternities combined. Then I watched that video and remembered that Pikes are taught during pledging to be public humiliations. It’s just part of who they are

    13 years ago at 11:33 am
  11. ZAX BRO

    Does anyone know what fraternity that is in the fourth picture with the gay body shot?

    13 years ago at 11:33 am
    4. Sir Fraterton

      To be honest, since there is a Twins fan shirt on the slam I almost want to guess this is Sig Ep at the University of Minnesota. Get butthurt if I am wrong.

      13 years ago at 3:44 pm